Is This The Funniest Joke On Tuesday Morning?!
Question: Is This The Funniest Joke On Tuesday Morning!?
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered!. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together!. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city!.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama!."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house!."
The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her!."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well!. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Holy book!. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him!. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it!. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it!."
The other brothers were impressed!. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes!. "She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge!. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house!. Thanks anyway!."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel!. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes!. The thought was good!. Thanks!."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind!. I'll never use it!. Thank you for the gesture just the same!."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift!. The chicken was delicious!. Thank you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama!."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house!."
The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her!."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well!. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Holy book!. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him!. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it!. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it!."
The other brothers were impressed!. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes!. "She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge!. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house!. Thanks anyway!."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel!. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes!. The thought was good!. Thanks!."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind!. I'll never use it!. Thank you for the gesture just the same!."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift!. The chicken was delicious!. Thank you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMFAO THAT WAS COOL!.!.!.!.STAR STAR STAR STAR STAR Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHa!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha, 12 years of training and 20 years of pledging and 2 million dollars down the drain! lol great joke, 1 * 4 U!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was mildly amusing, yes!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that was hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
*GASP* :D omg thats awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!. That was super hilarious!! Made my morning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sux 4 mama hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ehh, I guess!. I understand the point, but its Not the BEST joke for teusday or any day!.!.!.sowwieWww@Enter-QA@Com
haaaa!
lol that's a good one :DDD
thanks
it a good one to wake up to, second to coffee
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lol that's a good one :DDD
thanks
it a good one to wake up to, second to coffee
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Hahaha thanks for the laugh broWww@Enter-QA@Com
I giggledWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!. that was good!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha lol I feel bad for Melvin and the 12 preachers [and the parrot]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
that was the funniest I have ever heard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was the funniest I have ever heard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao wasnt expectin the punch line well done heres a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yep, very good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL i really like this one its very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha!! I loved that! It made my rainy Tuesday morning so much better!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Good one :D You should've saved this one for Monday morning!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i feel so bad for the fourth son!. but at least she liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! lol!!! Yeah that's a great joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one!!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
no, it was more of lessonWww@Enter-QA@Com
i would have hoped it was good
$100,000 chicken
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
$100,000 chicken
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes that's the best joke i heard in a long time thanks xWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have heard it before!
and it is still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
and it is still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com