Wanna Laugh?...(HALARIOUS JOKE)?!
Question: Wanna Laugh!?!.!.!.(HALARIOUS JOKE)!?
Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom!. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting!. "What's up!?" he says!. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman!. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says: "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door!. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor!. "You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body!. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet!.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor!. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body!." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth!. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students!. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it!. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation!. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger!. Now learn to pay attention!."
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean!. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again!.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick!. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!."
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table!."
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades !?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot!.
One day the ship exploded and sank!. The magician found himself adrift on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with, of course, the parrot!. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word!. This went on for a day, then another, and another!.
After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up!. What did you do with the boat !?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body!. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet!.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor!. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body!." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth!. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students!. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it!. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation!. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger!. Now learn to pay attention!."
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean!. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again!.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick!. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!."
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table!."
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades !?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot!.
One day the ship exploded and sank!. The magician found himself adrift on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with, of course, the parrot!. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word!. This went on for a day, then another, and another!.
After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up!. What did you do with the boat !?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha OMG THEY ARE ALL HILARIOUS EXCEPT THE LAST 1 ITS OKAYISH BUT IM STILL UR BIGEST FAN!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious! Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA the third one was sooo awesome! thanks for that joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
uhmmm!.!.!.!.
HAHAHAHAHAH
that was HILLarious
made
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day
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HAHAHAHAHAH
that was HILLarious
made
my
day
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lmao the last one was hilarious
heard the first 2 before but still goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard the first 2 before but still goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
loved the last 2!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first two are the funniest!.!.!.!.
And I love love love the second one!
Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And I love love love the second one!
Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second one made me shat myself!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah love it
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i love the middle one LOL
that is the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
first one was a giggle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
^_^ There SOOOO Funny =)) Well Done if you made them up ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well the first one I have heard before and it was okay!. The second one was the funniest!.!.!.I was eating at the time so maybe it wasn't the best timing but it was a funny joke!. The third one was good too!. Anymore!? Www@Enter-QA@Com