A very funny joke for this Morning ???????///?!


Question: A very funny joke for this Morning !?!?!?!?!?!?!?///!?
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question!.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with

your gun, how many would be left!?"

"None!.", replied Johnny!. "'cause the rest would fly away!."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher!. "But I like the way you are thinking!."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now!. If there were three

women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one

Licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her

cone, which one is married!?

Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone!?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger!. But

I like the way you are thinking"!.

The Teacher Fainted!.!.!.

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Answers:
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"Kya aapki jokes ki factory hai !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
{Agar best lage to yeh zarur batana}
App india ki kaun si state aur city mein rehte ho!?!?
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EL!.OH!.EL!. LOL ahhahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.!.!. That was awesome! Star for you ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

AAHAHAHA!! I love it!! Nasty teacher!! Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Hi man this is good one this time !.Thank you and wish you nice day and come with more jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha ha, very good and so funny, thanks for the laugh!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was the second good joke that I saw this morning, I think I will keep reading them!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was sooooo funny, but where in the world are you as it is 3!.35pm in the UK

Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha i really like this joke xxWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thank you for the giggle!. Keep the good jokes coming XWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha Ha Ha Very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha that was great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny !!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ah, thats a good one!.
I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hah! not badWww@Enter-QA@Com

this is not really good one Www@Enter-QA@Com

i love little johnny jokes!!! they always cheer me up!. thanks for sharing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A bit gross!.!.!.but nice anyway!. Worth a laugh!. I wonder, how old is little Johnny!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oh my gosh!
Ha ha!
LOL!
How old is Little Johnny, anyway!? Www@Enter-QA@Com



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