A joke about a little girl called Petal and her little doggie...Like it or hate !
Question: A joke about a little girl called Petal and her little doggie!.!.!.Like it or hate it!?
Try to imagine the Vicar speaking in the condescending way that adults speak to young kids and Petal speaking in a timid and shy way!.!.!.until the punchline!.
Little girl and her doggie meet a vicar in the park!.
Vicar : "Hello little girl!.!.!.what's YOUR name then!?"
Little girl : " er!.!.!.Petal"
Vicar :"Well THAT'S a nice name for a little girl !.!.why did they call you PETAL!?"
Little girl " Well, wwhen I was ssmall being baptised my mummy and daddy did n't know whaat to call me, bbut a petal fell from the flowers and landed RIGHT on my forehead so they called me Petal!."
Vicar : "Well THATS a nice story,,and THATS a nice little doggy you've got there!.!.!.what's HIS name!?"
Petal : " !.!.er!.!.!.er!.!.Porky!."
Vicar :"PORKY!?!? now THAT'S a strange name for a little dog,why did you call him Porky!?"
Petal (punchline) : " 'Cos HE FU**S PIGS!"
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Little girl and her doggie meet a vicar in the park!.
Vicar : "Hello little girl!.!.!.what's YOUR name then!?"
Little girl : " er!.!.!.Petal"
Vicar :"Well THAT'S a nice name for a little girl !.!.why did they call you PETAL!?"
Little girl " Well, wwhen I was ssmall being baptised my mummy and daddy did n't know whaat to call me, bbut a petal fell from the flowers and landed RIGHT on my forehead so they called me Petal!."
Vicar : "Well THATS a nice story,,and THATS a nice little doggy you've got there!.!.!.what's HIS name!?"
Petal : " !.!.er!.!.!.er!.!.Porky!."
Vicar :"PORKY!?!? now THAT'S a strange name for a little dog,why did you call him Porky!?"
Petal (punchline) : " 'Cos HE FU**S PIGS!"
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Answers:
Baaaaaahahahhahaha LOVE IT ! ! ! !
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Yeahhhhh nice one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and a * 4 U!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
And VICAR is all right for me as thats what we call them in the UK, I thought the Americans spoke English, seems they have there own version of it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And VICAR is all right for me as thats what we call them in the UK, I thought the Americans spoke English, seems they have there own version of it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(confused) ok thats a lil weirdWww@Enter-QA@Com
rubbishWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was ok!. It brought about a few chuckles!. But not a full-blown laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not really
your other one was much better and I think a lot of ppl on this site aren't going to understand the term vicar!.!.!.!.!.not one we use in AmericaWww@Enter-QA@Com
your other one was much better and I think a lot of ppl on this site aren't going to understand the term vicar!.!.!.!.!.not one we use in AmericaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I LOVE ITWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry, I saw that punchline coming from a mile away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha that's quite good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com