Is this why you should'nt go camping ?!
Question: Is this why you should'nt go camping !?
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert!. After they got their
tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep!.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see!?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars!.'
'What that tell you!?' asked Tonto!.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets!. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo!. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning!.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant!.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. What's it
tell you, Tonto!?'
'You dumber than buffalo sh*t!. It means someone stole tent!.
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tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep!.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see!?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars!.'
'What that tell you!?' asked Tonto!.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets!. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo!. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning!.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant!.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. What's it
tell you, Tonto!?'
'You dumber than buffalo sh*t!. It means someone stole tent!.
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Answers:
Boris the spider, y'all are funnier than a hog rustlin in mud!.
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that made me stop for a moment and scroll back up, then loledWww@Enter-QA@Com
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heard it before with sherlock holmes and watsonWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!! That's too wild!
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this one tickled me! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!.!.!. thats very good, cheers for making me laugh :D -x-Www@Enter-QA@Com