How are these to keep the younger kids laughing ?!
Question: How are these to keep the younger kids laughing !?
What do you call a skeleton that won't get out of bed!?
Lazy bones!
How did the old man get sick!?
By officiate! (A fish he ate!.)
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants!?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
What bunny eats bugs!?
Bugs Bunny!
What kind of bug do you ride at the beach!?
A dune buggie!
What has eighteen legs and catches flies!?
A baseball team!
Why did the lady sit on her watch!?
Because she wanted to be on time!
What is a ghosts favorite car!?
A Boo-ick!
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge!?
Close the door - I'm dressing!
What does a ghost eat for breakfast!?
Scream of Wheat!
What has four eyes, but can't see!?
Mississippi!
How do you straighten crooked apple trees!?
You send them to an orchardontist!
What's the best way to catch a fish!?
Get somebody to throw one at you!
If men light a menorah than what do women light!?
A womanorah!
What monster likes to dance!?
The bogeyman!
What goes thump, thump, squish thump, thump, squish!?
An elephant with one wet shoe!
Why did the chicken cross the playground!?
Because he wanted to go on the slide!
How do you tell if an elephant has been in the refrigerator!?
By the footprints in the butter!
Elephant: What time is it!?
You: Time for you to get a watch!
A rooster lays an egg at a peak of the roof on a house!. What side of the roof does the egg roll off!?
None!. Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Lazy bones!
How did the old man get sick!?
By officiate! (A fish he ate!.)
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants!?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
What bunny eats bugs!?
Bugs Bunny!
What kind of bug do you ride at the beach!?
A dune buggie!
What has eighteen legs and catches flies!?
A baseball team!
Why did the lady sit on her watch!?
Because she wanted to be on time!
What is a ghosts favorite car!?
A Boo-ick!
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge!?
Close the door - I'm dressing!
What does a ghost eat for breakfast!?
Scream of Wheat!
What has four eyes, but can't see!?
Mississippi!
How do you straighten crooked apple trees!?
You send them to an orchardontist!
What's the best way to catch a fish!?
Get somebody to throw one at you!
If men light a menorah than what do women light!?
A womanorah!
What monster likes to dance!?
The bogeyman!
What goes thump, thump, squish thump, thump, squish!?
An elephant with one wet shoe!
Why did the chicken cross the playground!?
Because he wanted to go on the slide!
How do you tell if an elephant has been in the refrigerator!?
By the footprints in the butter!
Elephant: What time is it!?
You: Time for you to get a watch!
A rooster lays an egg at a peak of the roof on a house!. What side of the roof does the egg roll off!?
None!. Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Nice ones for my daughter Chris!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did the banana go to the doctors!?
Because he wasn't Peeling well!
What time did sean connery get to wimbledon!?
Tennish ( obviously done in a wonderful accent )
two fish in a tank one fish says to the other fish
'' do you know how to drive this ''
Just a few but had me laughing when my little girl told me them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because he wasn't Peeling well!
What time did sean connery get to wimbledon!?
Tennish ( obviously done in a wonderful accent )
two fish in a tank one fish says to the other fish
'' do you know how to drive this ''
Just a few but had me laughing when my little girl told me them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
There great! But younger kids might not get the "officiate" one, because if they don't get the double meaning it won't seem funny!.
How about:
How do get a Pikachu on a bus!?
You Pokemon! (poke him on)Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about:
How do get a Pikachu on a bus!?
You Pokemon! (poke him on)Www@Enter-QA@Com
they are very good!!!!!
But it depends on the age of the kids,
are they more than 6!? if they are the joks are perfect!!!
would you give me 10 points pleaseee i really need it!!!!!
ThaxWww@Enter-QA@Com
But it depends on the age of the kids,
are they more than 6!? if they are the joks are perfect!!!
would you give me 10 points pleaseee i really need it!!!!!
ThaxWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Very funny! Just told them to my younger sister ( she is 11) and she laughed her head off! Her favourite was the golfers hole in one!
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Pretty funny for BIG kiddy too :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL my daughter loved them!. Thanks for the laugh LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you work in a xmas cracker factory ! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good ones lol :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no those jokes are really badWww@Enter-QA@Com
A few of them are perfect for kids, but a few of them kids might not get!. Do kids know that roosters don't lay eggs, what an orthodontist is, that mayo is actually a dressing, what a buick is, that a baseball team catches flies, what a dune buggy is, what a hole in one is, and what an officiate is!? I understand these things, but I don't know if young kids will!. They are all funny to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com