A little something to make F1 fans laugh?!
Question: A little something to make F1 fans laugh!?
Even with all of FIA help Maclaren and Lewis World Champions 2008,
Got a Ferrari!? Not quite good enough at driving!? Are other boys faster than you in the wet!?
Then you need: Ferrari International Assistance (F I A )
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits!. Including:
Anti overtaking assurance
been overtaken!? Feel a bit silly!? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party, even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you!.
There’s also Exclusive access to a secret *second lane* in the pits Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane , just for you!.
Guaranteed world championship!?
Had a crash!? Need to win the world championship!? Don't worry just limp across the track and take out your nearest championship title contender & we'll do the rest
A bit strapped!? Need extra cash!? Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars!.
Bits falling off your car!? Looking a bit dangerous!? At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a *blind eye* policy just for Ferrari drivers!.
Been a bit silly!? Taken out another driver whilst following the safety car!?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself!. I mean, who Are Force India anyway!? And how dare they be in front of you!.
Are you a bit bored!? Want some extra action!?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities!.
Not sure when you might need us next!? Relax!. Check out our track record!. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in!.
Ferrari International Assistance
Making it up as we go along for over 100 years
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Got a Ferrari!? Not quite good enough at driving!? Are other boys faster than you in the wet!?
Then you need: Ferrari International Assistance (F I A )
This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits!. Including:
Anti overtaking assurance
been overtaken!? Feel a bit silly!? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party, even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you!.
There’s also Exclusive access to a secret *second lane* in the pits Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane , just for you!.
Guaranteed world championship!?
Had a crash!? Need to win the world championship!? Don't worry just limp across the track and take out your nearest championship title contender & we'll do the rest
A bit strapped!? Need extra cash!? Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars!.
Bits falling off your car!? Looking a bit dangerous!? At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a *blind eye* policy just for Ferrari drivers!.
Been a bit silly!? Taken out another driver whilst following the safety car!?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself!. I mean, who Are Force India anyway!? And how dare they be in front of you!.
Are you a bit bored!? Want some extra action!?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities!.
Not sure when you might need us next!? Relax!. Check out our track record!. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in!.
Ferrari International Assistance
Making it up as we go along for over 100 years
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahaha !.!.!.!.the joy of the moment was so so sweet !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Ive won !.!.!.!.NOT !!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
really funny best bit of the day not just hamilton winning but ferarri celebrating a bit too soon and then the look on their faces when they realised HA bloody HA!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I loved this joke, and so f(_)cking true!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.
Congratulations Lewis Hamilton the first of many we hopeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Congratulations Lewis Hamilton the first of many we hopeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would love to own a Ferrari!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My real name is Lewis Hamilton, who's laughing now, ha ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com