Does anyone have a good joke?!


Question: Does anyone have a good joke!?
it's sunday morning and I wanna laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
this is more of a prank if youre feeling mischievous

Here's the setup:
Post a comment on your friend's myspace , facebook , whatever
OR
send them an IM ( Instant message ) that says:
"Wanna see what I did last night!?"
then follow that up by leaving a link that says:
go to http://stuffididlastnight!.com

classic, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Underwear

One evening, while thinking I was being funny, I said to my wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast!. Maybe it would take an inch or 2 off of your butt!"!

My wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded!.

The next morning I took a pair of underwear out of my drawer, "What is this!?" I said to myself as a little dust cloud appeared when I shook them out!.

"Connie", I hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear!?"

She replied!.!.!.!.!.

It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


First Dinner With The Parents



A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for
dinner!.This is to be her first time meeting the family
and she is very nervous!.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal!. The
woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks
to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole!.

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water!. Left with
no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets out a dainty fart!. It wasn't loud, but everyone
at the table heard the poof!.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been
snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern
voice, Skippy!"!.

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile
came across her face!.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel
the pain again!. This time, she didn't even hesitate!. She
let a much louder and longer fart rip!. The father again
looked and the dog and yelled, "Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"!.

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip!.
This time she didn't even think about it!. She let rip a
fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!.

Once again, the father looked at the
dog with disgust and yelled,

"Skippy, get away from her before she sh*ts on you!"

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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails!. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee!.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something!. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away!. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it!. After finishing, they made their way home!.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop!. My wife came home last night without her panties!."

"That's nothing," said the other!. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'Www@Enter-QA@Com

kinda um!.!.!.!.
what do rednecks do for halloween!?
-pump kin


why is trick or treating better than s ex!?
-because if you don't like what you get at one house, you can go to the nextWww@Enter-QA@Com



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