Can anyone humor me with a joke?!
Question: Can anyone humor me with a joke!?
Make me laugh!. Tell me a joke, please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
First Dinner With The Parents
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for
dinner!.This is to be her first time meeting the family
and she is very nervous!.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal!. The
woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks
to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole!.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water!. Left with
no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets out a dainty fart!. It wasn't loud, but everyone
at the table heard the poof!.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been
snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern
voice, Skippy!"!.
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile
came across her face!.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel
the pain again!. This time, she didn't even hesitate!. She
let a much louder and longer fart rip!. The father again
looked and the dog and yelled, "Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"!.
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip!.
This time she didn't even think about it!. She let rip a
fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!.
Once again, the father looked at the
dog with disgust and yelled,
"Skippy, get away from her before she sh*ts on you!"
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UGLY BABY
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-
aged daughters!. They decided to try one last time for the son they
always wanted!. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and
sure enough, nine months later delivered healthy baby boy!. The joyful
father rushed to the nursery to see his new son!. He took one look and
was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen!. He went to
his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father
of that child!. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!." Then
he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on
me!?" The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!."
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There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-
aged daughters!. They decided to try one last time for the son they
always wanted!. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and
sure enough, nine months later delivered healthy baby boy!. The joyful
father rushed to the nursery to see his new son!. He took one look and
was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen!. He went to
his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father
of that child!. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!." Then
he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on
me!?" The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!."
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