Whats a hilarious joke that I ( 13 ) would understand and be able to tell my fri!
Question: Whats a hilarious joke that I ( 13 ) would understand and be able to tell my friends!?
Answers:
a guy and a gorilla walk into a bar and the gorilla says i forgot my money so the guy says its ok ill get the drink!.sothe guy gets the drink him and the gorilla are drinkin all day so the guy say lets leave because they are really drunk but when they are leaven the gorilla falls asleep the guy walks of when the bartender says u cant leave that" lion "there and the says thats not a "lion" its a gorillaWww@Enter-QA@Com
A kid comes home from school and says "Daddy I need to know about politics for my homework!." His dad says "Well I don't know alot but image me as the Government, your mom as Capitalism, the servant as Working Class and your baby brother as the future!." The boy says" I didn't learn much but I'll think about what you said!." As he walked around his house he saw: his baby brother crying, he took off his diaper and it was full of crap!. He saw his Dad having sex with the servant!. As he came to the last room he saw his mom dozing in a chair!. The next day his dad asks him what he learned, he said "The future is full of crap, the government is screwing the working class and capitalism is dozing ignoring everyone!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you catch an elephant!?
Dig a hole,
fill it with ashes,
put P's around the hole,
and when the elephant comes to take a P,
kick him in the ash hole
:D
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Dig a hole,
fill it with ashes,
put P's around the hole,
and when the elephant comes to take a P,
kick him in the ash hole
:D
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com