Anybody have any funny jokes about kids like little billy annd little susie and !
Question: Anybody have any funny jokes about kids like little billy annd little susie and things like that!?
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( A precious little girl )
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits!?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there!?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit!.
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits!?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there!?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit!.
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So there were 3 kids arrested and they have to go to court!.
Kid 1 walks in and the Judege says " Why are you in here son!?"
Kid 1 replies "I don't know I was just blowing bubbles!."
Judge tells kid 1 "Okay, you are free to go!."
Kid 2 walks in Judge says "What are you in here for!?"
He replies "I dunno, I was jsut blowing bubbles"
Judge says "Okay, you can go!."
Kid 3 walks in Judge says "Let me guess you don't know why you're in here but you were jsut blowing Bubbles!?"
Kid 3 says "NO! I AM Bubbles!!!!!" lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Kid 1 walks in and the Judege says " Why are you in here son!?"
Kid 1 replies "I don't know I was just blowing bubbles!."
Judge tells kid 1 "Okay, you are free to go!."
Kid 2 walks in Judge says "What are you in here for!?"
He replies "I dunno, I was jsut blowing bubbles"
Judge says "Okay, you can go!."
Kid 3 walks in Judge says "Let me guess you don't know why you're in here but you were jsut blowing Bubbles!?"
Kid 3 says "NO! I AM Bubbles!!!!!" lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Little Zachary
Little Zachary was doing poorly in math!. His parents, after exhausting all other incentives, finally decided to enroll him in the local Catholic School!. After the first day, Little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face!. He went straight to his room and started studying!. This continued for some time!. His mother was baffled as to why he had become so dedicated!.
Finally, Little Zachary brought home his report card!. He quietly laid it on the table and went to his room to study!. With great trepidation, his mother looked at it and, to her surprise, Little Zachary go an "A" in math!. She asked, "Son, what was it!? Was it the nuns, the books, the discipline, the uniforms!?"
Little Zachary said, "No!"
"What was it!?" she asked!.
Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the Plus Sign, I knew they weren't fooling around!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Zachary was doing poorly in math!. His parents, after exhausting all other incentives, finally decided to enroll him in the local Catholic School!. After the first day, Little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face!. He went straight to his room and started studying!. This continued for some time!. His mother was baffled as to why he had become so dedicated!.
Finally, Little Zachary brought home his report card!. He quietly laid it on the table and went to his room to study!. With great trepidation, his mother looked at it and, to her surprise, Little Zachary go an "A" in math!. She asked, "Son, what was it!? Was it the nuns, the books, the discipline, the uniforms!?"
Little Zachary said, "No!"
"What was it!?" she asked!.
Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the Plus Sign, I knew they weren't fooling around!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Harry returns from school and says he got an 'F' in arithmetic!.
'Why'!? asks the father!.
'The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3', so I said 6', replies Harry!.
'But that's right' says his father!.
'Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3 x 2'
'What's the f!.!.!.!.in' difference!?' asks the father!.
'That's what I said' replied Harry!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have no idea who "Billy" or "Suzie" are, but I have a Dirty Johny joke:
Dirty Joke: Johny played in the mud!.
Clean Joke: Johny took a bath with bubbles!.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles is the girl next door!.!.!. 0_oWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dirty Joke: Johny played in the mud!.
Clean Joke: Johny took a bath with bubbles!.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles is the girl next door!.!.!. 0_oWww@Enter-QA@Com