Joke>Dont you just love new inventions?!
Question: Joke>Dont you just love new inventions!?
An Amish boy and his parents were visiting a mall!. While the mother was looking for cotton
fabric for a new apron, the father and son stood around, amazed by almost everything
they saw, but especially by two, shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide
back together again!.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father!?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!."
"Could it be a time machine!?", asked the boy!. I heard about this movie picture show where
people leave the earth in shiny verhicles!. "Praise the lord", said the father!. "There sure are
miraculous things in the city!."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair
rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room!. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially!. They continued to watch until it
reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman
stepped out!. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
"Go get your mother!."
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fabric for a new apron, the father and son stood around, amazed by almost everything
they saw, but especially by two, shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide
back together again!.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father!?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!."
"Could it be a time machine!?", asked the boy!. I heard about this movie picture show where
people leave the earth in shiny verhicles!. "Praise the lord", said the father!. "There sure are
miraculous things in the city!."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair
rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room!. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially!. They continued to watch until it
reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman
stepped out!. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
"Go get your mother!."
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Answers:
doggone funny one !. truly miraculous ! Www@Enter-QA@Com
This one made my day, kitty!
It must really be the Time Machine designed after Relativity Theory!
If the dad & the mother travel in it with their son, a young couple might be returning with a baby in hand!
Nice imagination!
Who can refute the fact that Ignorance is a Bliss'!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It must really be the Time Machine designed after Relativity Theory!
If the dad & the mother travel in it with their son, a young couple might be returning with a baby in hand!
Nice imagination!
Who can refute the fact that Ignorance is a Bliss'!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that's really hilarious!.
i thought at the beginning that the boy and his father were going to go in and come out on a different floor thinking they were somewhere else, but like that ending better hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
i thought at the beginning that the boy and his father were going to go in and come out on a different floor thinking they were somewhere else, but like that ending better hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ohhhemmmgeeeeeeeeee!!! L M F A O!!!!!! !.!.t!.h!.a!.t!.!.w!.a!.s!.!.g!.r!.e!.a!.t!.!. wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!. THANKS FOR THE GIGGLE!!!!
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hahahahaha that pretty funny on a boring Saturday night :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL I just saw this one posted by someone else the other day!. A day late and a dollar short, Kitty!? LOL@LOL
Oh OK, I'll be nice!. Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh OK, I'll be nice!. Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hee,hee,hee!.liked,thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This was a great giggle! Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL HE WANTS HIS WIFE TO BE HOT LOLOLOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Old, but still very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you! It was a good one! lol! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
He's in for a big surprise!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny that was great!. Can I get in and come out young and handsome!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
men, they are never satisfied!. inventions are fun to try outWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROTFLMFAO! good one, thanks for sharing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute! If that worked, I be in line to get rid of a few years of age!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's a good one!. Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com