FRIDAY NIGHT JOKES! WEEK 2?!
Question: FRIDAY NIGHT JOKES! WEEK 2!?
(And we're back for a second installment of Friday Night Jokes!. Week 1 winner = "Skillz"!. Happy Halloweeen everybody be sure to save the tootsie rolls for me hahaha !.!.!. i dont even know what that means!. But stop over my place if you got the time tonight and I will show you my candy shop if you know what I mean ;) Its a bowl full of snickers and baby ruths but its very decorative so come on over and check it out! Enough of that lets continue !.!.!.
I want everybody reading this to post a good joke they know!. Feel free to browse everybody else's jokes!. Every Friday Night at 7pm EST there will be another Friday Night Jokes!. I'd like all to participate!. So come check em out so you got somethin funny to spread at that party!
Please give thumbs up to the users with good jokes!.
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I want everybody reading this to post a good joke they know!. Feel free to browse everybody else's jokes!. Every Friday Night at 7pm EST there will be another Friday Night Jokes!. I'd like all to participate!. So come check em out so you got somethin funny to spread at that party!
Please give thumbs up to the users with good jokes!.
And as always, mark as interesting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life!.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see!. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age!."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96!.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren
!.!.!.and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium!.
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A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane!. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk!. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger!."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about!?"
Oh, I don't know," said the guy!. "How about nuclear power!?"
"OK," she said!. "That could be an interesting topic!. But let me ask you a question first!. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff!.!.!. grass!. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass!. Why do you suppose that is!?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea!."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****!?"
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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement!. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections!.
One night, they go to a party!. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well!.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six!?"
His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Thats the three for this week, see ya soon!!
-Skilz
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He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see!. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age!."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96!.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren
!.!.!.and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium!.
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A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane!. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk!. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger!."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about!?"
Oh, I don't know," said the guy!. "How about nuclear power!?"
"OK," she said!. "That could be an interesting topic!. But let me ask you a question first!. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff!.!.!. grass!. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass!. Why do you suppose that is!?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea!."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****!?"
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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement!. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections!.
One night, they go to a party!. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well!.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six!?"
His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Thats the three for this week, see ya soon!!
-Skilz
Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you turn a dishwasher into a leafblower!?
Give your b?tch a shovel!.
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How do you distract a fat person!?
It's a piece of cake!.
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Apparently the British government are going to spend about ￡9billion on the 2012 Olympics, because it will boost national pride!.
For ￡9billion you could just write "Fück off Germany" on the moon!.
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Give your b?tch a shovel!.
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How do you distract a fat person!?
It's a piece of cake!.
____________________________________
Apparently the British government are going to spend about ￡9billion on the 2012 Olympics, because it will boost national pride!.
For ￡9billion you could just write "Fück off Germany" on the moon!.
_____________________________________Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A: He was looking for Pooh!
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Q: Why did Tigger look inside the toilet!?
A: He was looking for Pooh!
BOOO!.!.!.I know I will have a better one next week!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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