Can anyone tell me some really funny jokes ? PLEASEEEE :) ?!
Question: Can anyone tell me some really funny jokes !? PLEASEEEE :) !?
i would like any kind of joke, sex, crude, or anything i dont care!. i just want to laugh really hard at jokes!. anything goes
thankkkks :) <33333333Www@Enter-QA@Com
thankkkks :) <33333333Www@Enter-QA@Com
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First Dinner With The Parents
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for
dinner!.This is to be her first time meeting the family
and she is very nervous!.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal!. The
woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks
to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole!.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water!. Left with
no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets out a dainty fart!. It wasn't loud, but everyone
at the table heard the poof!.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been
snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern
voice, Skippy!"!.
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile
came across her face!.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel
the pain again!. This time, she didn't even hesitate!. She
let a much louder and longer fart rip!. The father again
looked and the dog and yelled, "Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"!.
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip!.
This time she didn't even think about it!. She let rip a
fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!.
Once again, the father looked at the
dog with disgust and yelled,
"Skippy, get away from her before she sh*ts on you!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Doctor in Trouble
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is!. All his professionallism goes right out the window…
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs!.
“Do you know what I am doing!?” asks the doctor!?
“Yes, checking for abnormalities!.” she replies!.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off!. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now!?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer!.”
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her!. He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now!?”
She replies, “Yes, getting Genital Herpes - thats why I am here!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is!. All his professionallism goes right out the window…
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs!.
“Do you know what I am doing!?” asks the doctor!?
“Yes, checking for abnormalities!.” she replies!.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off!. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now!?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer!.”
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her!. He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now!?”
She replies, “Yes, getting Genital Herpes - thats why I am here!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands!.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."
"What!?" said the puzzled groom!.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times!?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not!.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it!.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it!.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was!.!.!. God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why!?"
"You're a lawyer!. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."
"What!?" said the puzzled groom!.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times!?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not!.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it!.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it!.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was!.!.!. God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why!?"
"You're a lawyer!. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Senator is killed in a car accident, and he gets to the pearly gates, and goes up to St!. Peter and asks to be let in!. Peter checks his list!.!.!.!. "No, sir I'm sorry, but you're not on my list, please step to the side!." "Well" said the Senator "That's impossible, don't you know who I am!? " I'm sorry sir" came the response "I really don't care who you were on Earth, your name is not on the list, I can't let you in"
"Look here" started the Senator!.!.!. Well, God heard all this commotion and decided to see what the fuss was about!.
CAN I HELP YOU,SON!? asked God
"Yes " said the Senator, "I am Senator So and So and I demand to be admitted!!"
WELL said God WHAT DID YOU DO FOR ME WHILE YOU WERE ON EARTH!?
Well, I started this huge campaign for!.!.!.!. STOP SON, I ASKED YOU WHAT YOU DID FOR ME while on Earth!.
"Oh okay,well, I went to church every Sunday, and I put my dollar in the bucket!.!.!.!."
God looked at St!. Peter and said:
GIVE HIM HIS DOLLAR BACK, AND TELL HIM TO GO TO HELL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Look here" started the Senator!.!.!. Well, God heard all this commotion and decided to see what the fuss was about!.
CAN I HELP YOU,SON!? asked God
"Yes " said the Senator, "I am Senator So and So and I demand to be admitted!!"
WELL said God WHAT DID YOU DO FOR ME WHILE YOU WERE ON EARTH!?
Well, I started this huge campaign for!.!.!.!. STOP SON, I ASKED YOU WHAT YOU DID FOR ME while on Earth!.
"Oh okay,well, I went to church every Sunday, and I put my dollar in the bucket!.!.!.!."
God looked at St!. Peter and said:
GIVE HIM HIS DOLLAR BACK, AND TELL HIM TO GO TO HELL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schit
======================================!.!.!.
A cat died and went to Heaven!. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, "You have been a good cat for these 40 years!. Anything that you want is yours for the asking!." The cat thought for a minute and replied, "All my life I have lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors!. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on!." God said, "Say no more!." Instantly the cat had a huge, fluffy pillow!. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident, and they all went to heaven together!. God met them at the gates of Heaven with the same offer He made to the cat!. The mice said, "Well, all our lives we've had to run from dogs, cats and even people with brooms!. If we could just have some little roller skates, we'd never have to run again!." God said, "It is done!" All the mice had beautiful little roller skates!. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat!. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow!. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay!? How you been doing!? Are you happy!?" The cat replied, "Oh, I've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is so fluffy, and those little meals-on-wheels you've been sending over here are delicious!
======================================!.!.!.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport!. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking!. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles!. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight!. Now sit back and relax!.!.!.
OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier!. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap!. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing!. You should see the back of mine!" ========================================!.!.!.
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party!. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem!. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit!. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate!."
The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint!. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion!. Please find enclosed a monk's habit!. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part!."
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to his bald head, so he writes an extremely rude letter of complaint!. The next day he receives a small parcel with a note inside!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup!. Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your **** and go as a toffee apple
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schit
======================================!.!.!.
A cat died and went to Heaven!. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, "You have been a good cat for these 40 years!. Anything that you want is yours for the asking!." The cat thought for a minute and replied, "All my life I have lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors!. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on!." God said, "Say no more!." Instantly the cat had a huge, fluffy pillow!. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident, and they all went to heaven together!. God met them at the gates of Heaven with the same offer He made to the cat!. The mice said, "Well, all our lives we've had to run from dogs, cats and even people with brooms!. If we could just have some little roller skates, we'd never have to run again!." God said, "It is done!" All the mice had beautiful little roller skates!. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat!. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow!. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay!? How you been doing!? Are you happy!?" The cat replied, "Oh, I've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is so fluffy, and those little meals-on-wheels you've been sending over here are delicious!
======================================!.!.!.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport!. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking!. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles!. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight!. Now sit back and relax!.!.!.
OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier!. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap!. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing!. You should see the back of mine!" ========================================!.!.!.
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party!. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem!. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit!. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate!."
The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint!. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion!. Please find enclosed a monk's habit!. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part!."
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to his bald head, so he writes an extremely rude letter of complaint!. The next day he receives a small parcel with a note inside!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup!. Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your **** and go as a toffee apple
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Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party!. The Mrs!. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone!.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going!.
So he took his costume and away he went!. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party!.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him!.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there!.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived!. She let him go as far as he wished naturally, since he was her husband!.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed!. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie!.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior!.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had!. He said: "Oh, the same old thing!. You know I never have a good time when you're not there!."
"Did you dance much !?"
"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance!. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening!. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!.!.!.!."
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A couple was invited to a swanky costume party!. The Mrs!. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone!.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going!.
So he took his costume and away he went!. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party!.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him!.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there!.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived!. She let him go as far as he wished naturally, since he was her husband!.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed!. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie!.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior!.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had!. He said: "Oh, the same old thing!. You know I never have a good time when you're not there!."
"Did you dance much !?"
"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance!. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening!. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!.!.!.!."
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A guy fones home and the kid answers
"hi honey"
"hi daddy"
"could u please call mommy to the fone!?"
"i cant daddy, shes busy with uncle paul"
"but u dont have an uncle paul sweety"
"yes i do, and hes in the room playing with mommy"
the father, realising whats going on says to the kid
"honey, i want u to go knock on mommys door and tell her that iv just come into the drive way"
so the kid puts down the fone 4 a while and the dad waits!. Eventually the kid comes back and the dad asks wat happened!.
"wel, mommy quickly jumped out of bed, slipped and her head on the floor and now shes not moving!. Uncle paul jumped out the window but he didnt notice that u drained the swimming pool, so now he's lying there and he's not moving"
the dad thinks about this for a while then says
"but sweety, we dont have a swimming pool"
"yes, we do daddy, we play in it all the time!. But on the weekend u said we must take the water out because it needs to be cleaned"
"hang on, is this 7773341"
"no, its 7773314"
a blond, brunette and redhead all work at the same office and every day they see that their boss leaves work early and doesnt return!. So one day they decide that they're gonna leave early too!. After they see the boss leave, they all leave as well!. The brunette goes home, does a bit of cleaning and some gardening too!. The redhead goes out shopping and then she decides to go gym too!. The blond goes home and she cant wait to suprise her husband by being home early!. She goes to their bedroom and sees that her husband is sleeping with her boss, so she quietly tiptoes away, picks up her handbag and leaves!. The next day at work they hav a report back on what they did!. The brunette says she got sum cleaning and gardening done!. The redhead says she went shopping and to gym!. The blond says
"we can never leave work early again! I nearly got caught by the boss!"
two old ladies are sitting on a bench in the park where they are having a smoke!. It starts to drizzle so they take out their umbrellas!. One of them also takes out a condom and puts it on her smoke!. The other asks "what is that!?" so she says "its a cigarette protector!. Its stops ur cigarette from getting wet and dying" the other one asks where u would buy them and she says at a pharmacy!.
The next day, the old lady goes to the pharmacy and after a long while of explaining, the assistant finally realises she wants a condom!. So he asks her what size does she want and she says
"it must be big enough to fit on a camel"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"hi honey"
"hi daddy"
"could u please call mommy to the fone!?"
"i cant daddy, shes busy with uncle paul"
"but u dont have an uncle paul sweety"
"yes i do, and hes in the room playing with mommy"
the father, realising whats going on says to the kid
"honey, i want u to go knock on mommys door and tell her that iv just come into the drive way"
so the kid puts down the fone 4 a while and the dad waits!. Eventually the kid comes back and the dad asks wat happened!.
"wel, mommy quickly jumped out of bed, slipped and her head on the floor and now shes not moving!. Uncle paul jumped out the window but he didnt notice that u drained the swimming pool, so now he's lying there and he's not moving"
the dad thinks about this for a while then says
"but sweety, we dont have a swimming pool"
"yes, we do daddy, we play in it all the time!. But on the weekend u said we must take the water out because it needs to be cleaned"
"hang on, is this 7773341"
"no, its 7773314"
a blond, brunette and redhead all work at the same office and every day they see that their boss leaves work early and doesnt return!. So one day they decide that they're gonna leave early too!. After they see the boss leave, they all leave as well!. The brunette goes home, does a bit of cleaning and some gardening too!. The redhead goes out shopping and then she decides to go gym too!. The blond goes home and she cant wait to suprise her husband by being home early!. She goes to their bedroom and sees that her husband is sleeping with her boss, so she quietly tiptoes away, picks up her handbag and leaves!. The next day at work they hav a report back on what they did!. The brunette says she got sum cleaning and gardening done!. The redhead says she went shopping and to gym!. The blond says
"we can never leave work early again! I nearly got caught by the boss!"
two old ladies are sitting on a bench in the park where they are having a smoke!. It starts to drizzle so they take out their umbrellas!. One of them also takes out a condom and puts it on her smoke!. The other asks "what is that!?" so she says "its a cigarette protector!. Its stops ur cigarette from getting wet and dying" the other one asks where u would buy them and she says at a pharmacy!.
The next day, the old lady goes to the pharmacy and after a long while of explaining, the assistant finally realises she wants a condom!. So he asks her what size does she want and she says
"it must be big enough to fit on a camel"Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call Michael Jackson fighting and Alien!?
Alien Vs!. Predator!.
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic!?
Take out your I!.D!. and you'll see one!.
A black man was walking on the beach and found a magic genie bottle!. He rubbed it and the genie came out and told him he would grant him 3 wishes!.
He thought for a minute and then said " Alright Genie, I wanna be White, Uptight and outta sight!"
The genie goes *poof* "You're a tampon"
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Alien Vs!. Predator!.
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic!?
Take out your I!.D!. and you'll see one!.
A black man was walking on the beach and found a magic genie bottle!. He rubbed it and the genie came out and told him he would grant him 3 wishes!.
He thought for a minute and then said " Alright Genie, I wanna be White, Uptight and outta sight!"
The genie goes *poof* "You're a tampon"
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What kind of mountain has ears!? A Mountaineer get it!? Mountaineer!?Ha HA ha Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two tampons walking down the street but wouldn't talk to each other because they were both stuck up c*ntsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two parrots sat on a perch!.
One said to the other, "Can you smell fish!?"
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One said to the other, "Can you smell fish!?"
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Hi Now this one is a cccccccrude one!. There where these two tramps sitting on a park bench, and the one said to the other phew what a stink have you crapped your self, and the other tramp said no, about an hour later the tramp said the stink is getter worse and worse, are you sure you haven't crapped your self, the other tramps said no cross my heart I haven't!. after another hour the tramp could see flies buzzing around the other tramp and the stink getting worse by the minuet so he asked again have you crapped your self and the tramp said no honest I haven't, at this the tramp lifted the other tramps trouser leg up to find his leg covered with crap and he shouted , you liar you have crapped your self, and the other tramp said Ho I thought you meant todayWww@Enter-QA@Com