Funny Jokes (4th) Lets see anyone can do better than this !!!?!
Question: Funny Jokes (4th) Lets see anyone can do better than this !!!!?
A drunken man wanted to go to a brothel
but instead he went to foot massage center
so he waited in a room!. when a woman came in, he unzips and put out his love wand
the woman screamed : THATS NOT A FOOT!!!
the man replied: give it time ladyWww@Enter-QA@Com
but instead he went to foot massage center
so he waited in a room!. when a woman came in, he unzips and put out his love wand
the woman screamed : THATS NOT A FOOT!!!
the man replied: give it time ladyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that was ok but i got a better one!.!.!.!.!.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer!. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000!. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce!. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out!. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan!. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan!. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there!.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15!.41!. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled!. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire!. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000!?" The blond replies!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15!.41 and expect it to be there when I return!?" Finally, a smart blondWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer!. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000!. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce!. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out!. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan!. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan!. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there!.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15!.41!. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled!. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire!. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000!?" The blond replies!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15!.41 and expect it to be there when I return!?" Finally, a smart blondWww@Enter-QA@Com
Really a good joke!.
i gave you another funny joke!.
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina!. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital!.
After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps!. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp!.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion!. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try!."
Under the circumstances, both agreed!. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman!. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes!. "Hey, What the hell is happening!?"
"Change of plans," The physician panted!. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!!."
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i gave you another funny joke!.
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina!. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital!.
After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps!. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp!.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion!. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try!."
Under the circumstances, both agreed!. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman!. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes!. "Hey, What the hell is happening!?"
"Change of plans," The physician panted!. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!!."
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How can you tell that a blonde has been in your fridge!?
There's lipstick on the cucumber!
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There's lipstick on the cucumber!
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A lady saw her boss with zip open!. She told sir ur garge is open!
Boss - did u see my ferrari!? She told no, i saw one old scooter with two punctured tyresWww@Enter-QA@Com
Boss - did u see my ferrari!? She told no, i saw one old scooter with two punctured tyresWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok that was hilarious, a foot, haha get it a foot lol Www@Enter-QA@Com