Joke> Have you heard this little Johnny joke?!
Question: Joke> Have you heard this little Johnny joke!?
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day!. Playing with his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven!?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend!. I can sit in my bedroom and
watch it all day long!. The religious programs make me feel good and the
comedies make me laugh!. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend!.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible!. She star ted
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus!.
Frustra ted , she star ted hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the
problem!.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and
there stood Grandma's minister!. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your
Grandma home!?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend!.'
The minister fain ted !.
Now, that's funny!.!.!. I don't care WHO you are!.
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toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven!?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend!. I can sit in my bedroom and
watch it all day long!. The religious programs make me feel good and the
comedies make me laugh!. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend!.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible!. She star ted
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus!.
Frustra ted , she star ted hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the
problem!.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and
there stood Grandma's minister!. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your
Grandma home!?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend!.'
The minister fain ted !.
Now, that's funny!.!.!. I don't care WHO you are!.
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Answers:
no wonder i love ya!.!.!.!.!.you can bang me anytime!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.little johnny jokes are always funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that would get that preacher fainting!. loved hun!. very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Its childishly funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny, but you through me off doing the spacings between words ending in "ed, quite annoying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny!.thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Yep, that's one for ol' granny! lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is very funny kittyWww@Enter-QA@Com