Do you like this funny hilarious joke?!
Question: Do you like this funny hilarious joke!?
waiter: hello, i'm herman!.
customer: i thought you're a waiter!.
waiter: i am a waiter!.
customer: i'd like food please!.
waiter: what kind of food!?
customer: regular, with extra onions!.
waiter: what do you call that!?
customer:!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.uh!.
waiter: boss, this customer is the dumbest person i met!.
customer: no I'm certainly not!.
waiter's boss: get back to work!
customer: i call that apple tart!.!.!. with extra onions!.
waiter: yuck, we don't speak english
customer; you do!.
waiter: not!.
customer: i know why they call you waiter, you like wait for something
waiter; apple tart!.!.!. here you go!.
customer; i didn't order apple tart, i order jelly!.
waiter: here you go!.
customer: i ordered newspaper!
waiter: we serve food here!.
customer: i want a double deluxe 4 by 4 animal style and make it swim!.
waiter: we serve food here!
customer: do you have pizza!?
waiter: i quit!.
customer: waiter's boss! the waiter quit!.
waiter's boss: then you're hired!.
customer: I'm fired! Waugh!.!.!.
waiter's boss: you're hired!. i didn't mean fired!. you're not hired yet if you're!.!.!.!. what ever, you get the job!.
customer: yes!, [throw-ed a chair at a man]
other customer: ouch, you throw ed a chair at me!.
waiter's boss: you're fired!.
customer: I'm on fire!? AAA
waiter's boss: what!?
customer: I'm on fire! AAA
boss: okay!. you're hired!.
customer: yep, i'm hired, what ever that means!.
boss: that means you got a job!.
customer: I got a job! bless you!.
boss: why won't i die!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
customer: i thought you're a waiter!.
waiter: i am a waiter!.
customer: i'd like food please!.
waiter: what kind of food!?
customer: regular, with extra onions!.
waiter: what do you call that!?
customer:!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.uh!.
waiter: boss, this customer is the dumbest person i met!.
customer: no I'm certainly not!.
waiter's boss: get back to work!
customer: i call that apple tart!.!.!. with extra onions!.
waiter: yuck, we don't speak english
customer; you do!.
waiter: not!.
customer: i know why they call you waiter, you like wait for something
waiter; apple tart!.!.!. here you go!.
customer; i didn't order apple tart, i order jelly!.
waiter: here you go!.
customer: i ordered newspaper!
waiter: we serve food here!.
customer: i want a double deluxe 4 by 4 animal style and make it swim!.
waiter: we serve food here!
customer: do you have pizza!?
waiter: i quit!.
customer: waiter's boss! the waiter quit!.
waiter's boss: then you're hired!.
customer: I'm fired! Waugh!.!.!.
waiter's boss: you're hired!. i didn't mean fired!. you're not hired yet if you're!.!.!.!. what ever, you get the job!.
customer: yes!, [throw-ed a chair at a man]
other customer: ouch, you throw ed a chair at me!.
waiter's boss: you're fired!.
customer: I'm on fire!? AAA
waiter's boss: what!?
customer: I'm on fire! AAA
boss: okay!. you're hired!.
customer: yep, i'm hired, what ever that means!.
boss: that means you got a job!.
customer: I got a job! bless you!.
boss: why won't i die!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
yes, it is insanely funny!. it is the joke of the month!. it should be framed and hung up on my
psychologist wall along with her quack phd, certificate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
psychologist wall along with her quack phd, certificate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is 5hite,cant believe i wasted 2mins of my life reading that,however all was not lost,the graphics of the man holding his head is AWESOME,well worthy of the top points,brilliant!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
What a load of rubbish - you said it was funny hilarious!.
I just wasted two minutes of my life reading absolute crap - and that's hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just wasted two minutes of my life reading absolute crap - and that's hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not at all, its pointlss, violent, dumb and not funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why is Sponge Bob in this joke!?!.
Isn't he a little yellow sponge that lives in the sea!?!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Isn't he a little yellow sponge that lives in the sea!?!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not funny, not at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
"And the winner for this week's worst joke is!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was pretty dumbWww@Enter-QA@Com
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF JOKE IS THAT!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A long oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
To long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
44 magnum!.!. straight through your scone!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wtf!? thats a shite jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was really dumb sorry and me187 that is so cool how did you do thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
ummm!.!.!. stupid joke its not even close to funny i was bored while i read it srry Www@Enter-QA@Com
Waiter[who quits]'s wife: oh herman!. LOOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
hmm!. well, it's long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter!. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand!.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied!. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man!. Naturally, the guy began to worry!. "Is this your husband!?" he inquired nervously!. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him!. "Your boyfriend then!?" he asked!. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear!. "Well, who is he then!?" demanded the bewildered guy!. Calmly, she replied, "That′s me before the operation!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied!. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man!. Naturally, the guy began to worry!. "Is this your husband!?" he inquired nervously!. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him!. "Your boyfriend then!?" he asked!. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear!. "Well, who is he then!?" demanded the bewildered guy!. Calmly, she replied, "That′s me before the operation!."Www@Enter-QA@Com