Have you heard this oldy but goody joke?!
Question: Have you heard this oldy but goody joke!?
It's an old joke I know, but it's still funny!.
A boy comes home from school one day and asks his dad "what the difference is between theory and relativity!?"
The dad replied "run upstairs and ask your mom and your sister if they would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars!. Tell me what they say and I'll tell you the answer!."
The boy runs upstairs and asks them both!.
He runs back downstairs and tells his dad "They both said yes!."
The dad replies "The theory, son, we're living with a couple of millionaires but the reality is we're living with a couple whores!."
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A boy comes home from school one day and asks his dad "what the difference is between theory and relativity!?"
The dad replied "run upstairs and ask your mom and your sister if they would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars!. Tell me what they say and I'll tell you the answer!."
The boy runs upstairs and asks them both!.
He runs back downstairs and tells his dad "They both said yes!."
The dad replies "The theory, son, we're living with a couple of millionaires but the reality is we're living with a couple whores!."
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Answers:
hahaha havent heard it!.!. good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Better joke
God gives a man 500 bricks to build a house with, so he tries, in the end he only uses 499 bricks, so decides to toss the last one up in the air!.
Later an old lady with a poodle, and a guy with a cigar are sitting on a plane, the old lady looks out the window and sees a brick on the wing!.
LOLOLOLOLOL
i dont get it either, and yet its like a 40 year old joke, WTF!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
God gives a man 500 bricks to build a house with, so he tries, in the end he only uses 499 bricks, so decides to toss the last one up in the air!.
Later an old lady with a poodle, and a guy with a cigar are sitting on a plane, the old lady looks out the window and sees a brick on the wing!.
LOLOLOLOLOL
i dont get it either, and yet its like a 40 year old joke, WTF!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
a better better one!.
A man is working as a sub-contactor building houses when the smoko bell rings so he throws his brick in the air and it flies right up a ladys vagina!. Because she was sitting on the bonnet of a train!.
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A man is working as a sub-contactor building houses when the smoko bell rings so he throws his brick in the air and it flies right up a ladys vagina!. Because she was sitting on the bonnet of a train!.
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Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Never heard it but it's good =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats not a joke, it's trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
I never heard it before and honestly i found it stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahah - ouch,, old but still good! Www@Enter-QA@Com
love it Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've never heard it!.!.!. and I don't get it!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com