One for halloween..........?!
Question: One for halloween!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP!. !.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he look back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him!.
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him!. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
On his heels, as the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in!. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket!.!.!.
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops
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BUMP!. !.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he look back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him!.
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him!. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
On his heels, as the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in!. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket!.!.!.
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops
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Answers:
My heart was thumping you should make moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.
I just wanna say that!.!.that!.!.tha!.!.!.!.!.hahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.
Have a sta!.!. star!.!.!. sta!.!.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I just wanna say that!.!.that!.!.tha!.!.!.!.!.hahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.
Have a sta!.!. star!.!.!. sta!.!.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
i only got it about 15 seconds after i stopped reading it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stupid and Pointless!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i like this joke - my dad told it to me ages ago, still makes me smile!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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nice 1 dude
mind if i borrow itWww@Enter-QA@Com
mind if i borrow itWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was!. fuunny!. =))))Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was great, make more!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OUCH!.!.!.!.LOL :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was sooooo laugh out loud!. Brilliant!.
Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol great one for halloween i enjoyed that :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Best one this week!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.!. that was cute!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was a gay endingWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is great really made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did you stop!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i liked itWww@Enter-QA@Com