FOR TEN POINTS! Can You Come Up With The FUNNIEST FINISH TO THIS SCENARIO?!
Question: FOR TEN POINTS! Can You Come Up With The FUNNIEST FINISH TO THIS SCENARIO!?
FUNNIEST FINISH GETS THE POINTS!!
i was giving out candy for Halloween last night when a large, dirty, obese guy came up to my house wearing a cheerleader outfit and a Barack Obama T-shirt, he had a pumpkin basket in one hand and a jar of vaseline in the other, he walked up too me and said!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was giving out candy for Halloween last night when a large, dirty, obese guy came up to my house wearing a cheerleader outfit and a Barack Obama T-shirt, he had a pumpkin basket in one hand and a jar of vaseline in the other, he walked up too me and said!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I'm the offical "Thanks for your vote" guy from the Obama headquarters!.!.!.!.now here comes the screwing you asked for!.!.!.!.bend over and smile pretty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
be my trick and ill give u a treat
im thinking of obama, while i beat my meat
i can wiggle i can wobble i can do the splits,
thinking of mccain
gives me the shlts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
im thinking of obama, while i beat my meat
i can wiggle i can wobble i can do the splits,
thinking of mccain
gives me the shlts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well hello there !?
aren't you a cutie pie!
i just love halloween don't you (giggling)
i can dress up so pretty and no one knows its me
so do you have candy for me or
would you like some of my lollipop (still giggling)
ok ok i get it you prefer players
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
aren't you a cutie pie!
i just love halloween don't you (giggling)
i can dress up so pretty and no one knows its me
so do you have candy for me or
would you like some of my lollipop (still giggling)
ok ok i get it you prefer players
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Let me take you to the candy shop sexy lil boy"
To which i replied - "sorry im not gay"
"Excuse me!? Im a girl!.!.!.my name is candy and i have lots of sugar to give you baby"Www@Enter-QA@Com
To which i replied - "sorry im not gay"
"Excuse me!? Im a girl!.!.!.my name is candy and i have lots of sugar to give you baby"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm a democrat!. Give me half your candy!. I'm going to give it to the children who are too lazy to trick or treat themselves!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
''I can tell you my future!. If Obama wins this candy is all ill have to eat in the future and i just hope he uses the vaseline''Www@Enter-QA@Com
"im so fat i need someone to put this vaseline in my **** crack, if you do it i will give you this pumpkin basket"Www@Enter-QA@Com
When Obama is elected, would you like to take it dry or do you want me to lube you up first!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Happy Halloween!! May I have some candy please sweet cheeks!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i voted for obama and all i got was this t-shirt and jar of vaseline!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You got a purty mouth!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
pig with lipstick!.!.!.!.gimme candyWww@Enter-QA@Com
may i have your money for my lipo!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
he said!.!.!.!.!.!.!."I like Derek Jeter"Www@Enter-QA@Com
its a she-male!Www@Enter-QA@Com
do i look like a bollock!?Www@Enter-QA@Com