Ever been this horny?!
Question: Ever been this horny!?
A guy is out driving around hoping to pick up a girl, as the night drags on and on he becomes more horny and more desperate!. He rounds the corner in his hometown and there is a Pumpkin patch, he pulls over looking at the round, voluptuous orange globes bathed in moonlight!.
He goes out into the Field selects one of the cool rounded beauties, pulls out a pocketknife , makes an appropriate orifice and slips lustfully into it!.
He pounds the vegetable vigorously, losted in his desire he doesn't notice the Cop behind him, the Cop taps him on the shoulder and says " what are you doing!!!?!?"
The guy looks at the Cop, then the Pumpkin and then his watch and says " OMG you mean it's past midnight already!?"
Give me a star if it made you laugh!.!.!.!.!.Happy Halloween!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He goes out into the Field selects one of the cool rounded beauties, pulls out a pocketknife , makes an appropriate orifice and slips lustfully into it!.
He pounds the vegetable vigorously, losted in his desire he doesn't notice the Cop behind him, the Cop taps him on the shoulder and says " what are you doing!!!?!?"
The guy looks at the Cop, then the Pumpkin and then his watch and says " OMG you mean it's past midnight already!?"
Give me a star if it made you laugh!.!.!.!.!.Happy Halloween!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Not as funny as i expected!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hate to say it but i didn't really get it!. if it is a reference to cinderella then the pumkin would have been a carriage!. so!.!.!. why would he be doing his carriage!? anyway if this were for real he would be sex addict for sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha!
all the time buddy, all the time!!!
not really!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
all the time buddy, all the time!!!
not really!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's weird!.I thought it was supposed to be a pie!. like in american pie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is funny!. lol Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i hate to admit it, but i did giggle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com