A joke for everyone. Have a wee read?!
Question: A joke for everyone!. Have a wee read!?
A husband and heavily pregnant wife are in the hospital discussing a new pain treatment for when she is due to give birth!.
The doctor explains, "with this machine, we hook it up to you, there is a dial where we can ease pain of the mother and put it onto the father without even needing to hook anything up to him!. This will make childbirth a lot easier and less painful!."
The husband seems more than happy to do it so that his wife will be in less pain when the time comes!.
On the day of birth, the husband and wife rush to the hospital as the wife is deep into labour and in a lot of pain!.
"get that machine set up!" the wife screams!.
The doctor hooks her up to the machine and puts her pain down to 90%!. the husband doesn't seem to feel a thing!. He encourages him to put it to 50%!. the mother is feeling a lot better but still in a lot of pain!.
"Put it down even more if you like," the husband says to the doctor as he still doesn't feel a thing!. The doctor gradually works along till the wife is experiencing 0% pain whatsoever!. The husband still doesn't feel a thing!. Once the child is born, they are driving home and they park the car in the driveway!. When they get out the car, they come across the postman lying dead on the doorstep!.
Sorry if it's not funny!. I'm just really bored!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The doctor explains, "with this machine, we hook it up to you, there is a dial where we can ease pain of the mother and put it onto the father without even needing to hook anything up to him!. This will make childbirth a lot easier and less painful!."
The husband seems more than happy to do it so that his wife will be in less pain when the time comes!.
On the day of birth, the husband and wife rush to the hospital as the wife is deep into labour and in a lot of pain!.
"get that machine set up!" the wife screams!.
The doctor hooks her up to the machine and puts her pain down to 90%!. the husband doesn't seem to feel a thing!. He encourages him to put it to 50%!. the mother is feeling a lot better but still in a lot of pain!.
"Put it down even more if you like," the husband says to the doctor as he still doesn't feel a thing!. The doctor gradually works along till the wife is experiencing 0% pain whatsoever!. The husband still doesn't feel a thing!. Once the child is born, they are driving home and they park the car in the driveway!. When they get out the car, they come across the postman lying dead on the doorstep!.
Sorry if it's not funny!. I'm just really bored!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha funny!.
Funny how the man died from all that pain, but the woman would have survived after giving the birth with all that pain!.
WOMEN are tougher than men!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny how the man died from all that pain, but the woman would have survived after giving the birth with all that pain!.
WOMEN are tougher than men!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha! i get it, that is so funny! i love that joke!.
A lil sad though lol i guess not if the postman new she had a husband though!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A lil sad though lol i guess not if the postman new she had a husband though!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT WAS HILARIOUS! hahaha!. that was funny! i loved it! thank you for the many laughs i will now have to share that one!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha i didn't get it at first!
she was hooking up with the postman!.!. that horrible! but i do love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
she was hooking up with the postman!.!. that horrible! but i do love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you kidding me!? That was hillarious, great joke!. Thanks for sharing it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA omg this is the best! you're so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.
its pretty funny to meWww@Enter-QA@Com
its pretty funny to meWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com