Do you like these jokes? star if you like and rate them?!
Question: Do you like these jokes!? star if you like and rate them!?
a teacher was reading the story about the three little pigs to her class she came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather material for his home!.!.!.!.!.!.she read:!.!.!. 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: pardon me sir, but may i have some straw to build my house!?!?!?!?!?!?
the teacher then asked the class!.!.!.!.!.!. what do you think the man said!?!?!?!?!?
one little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly!.!.!.!.!.!. ' i think the man would have said- ' well i'll be dammed!!! a talking pig!.!.!.!.!.!.
bubbles and barbie two blonde sisters had promised their uncle, who had been a sea faring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died!.!.!.!.!.!.
and in due time he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise!.!.!.!.!.!.
they set off from clearwater beach with their uncle in a burial bag and loaded into their row boat!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
after a while of rowing bubbles says!.!.!.!.!.!. do you think we're far enough barbie!?!?!?!?!?!?
barbie slips over the side, and with the water only up to her knees!.!.!.!.!.!. she says nope, not yet!.!.!.!.!.!.
so they row a little farther!.!.!.!.!.!.
again bubbles asks barbie!.!.!.!.!.!. do you think we're out far enough yet!?!?!?!?!?
once again barbie slips over the edge of the boat and says!.!.!.!.!.!. nope!. this will never do!. the water is only up to my chest!.!.!.!.!.!.
so on they row, row, and row!.!.!.!.!.!. and barbie finally slips over the side and disappears!.!.!.!.!.!.
quite a bit of time goes byand poor bubbles is really worried when suddenly breaks the surface, grasping for breath and says!.!.!.!.!.!.!. ok!.!.!. it's finally deep enough!.!.!.!.!.!. hand me the shovel!.!.!.!.!.!.
a blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectum deoderant!.!.!.!.!.!.
the pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman, that they don't sell rectum deoderant and never have!.!.!.!.!.!.
unfazed, the nblonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from from this store on a regular basis and would like somemore!.!.!.!.!.!.
i'm sorry says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
but i always buy it here, says the blonde!.!.!.!.!.!.
do you have the container it came in!?!?!?!?!?!? asks the pharmacist!.!.!.!.!.!.
yes said the blonde!.!.!.!.!.!. i'll go home and get it!.!.!.!.!.!.
she returns with the container in hand and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says!.!.!.!.!.!.this is just a normal stick of underarm deoderant!.!.!.!.!.!.
annoyed the blonde snatches the container back and reads outloud!.!.!.!.!.!.
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the teacher then asked the class!.!.!.!.!.!. what do you think the man said!?!?!?!?!?
one little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly!.!.!.!.!.!. ' i think the man would have said- ' well i'll be dammed!!! a talking pig!.!.!.!.!.!.
bubbles and barbie two blonde sisters had promised their uncle, who had been a sea faring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died!.!.!.!.!.!.
and in due time he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise!.!.!.!.!.!.
they set off from clearwater beach with their uncle in a burial bag and loaded into their row boat!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
after a while of rowing bubbles says!.!.!.!.!.!. do you think we're far enough barbie!?!?!?!?!?!?
barbie slips over the side, and with the water only up to her knees!.!.!.!.!.!. she says nope, not yet!.!.!.!.!.!.
so they row a little farther!.!.!.!.!.!.
again bubbles asks barbie!.!.!.!.!.!. do you think we're out far enough yet!?!?!?!?!?
once again barbie slips over the edge of the boat and says!.!.!.!.!.!. nope!. this will never do!. the water is only up to my chest!.!.!.!.!.!.
so on they row, row, and row!.!.!.!.!.!. and barbie finally slips over the side and disappears!.!.!.!.!.!.
quite a bit of time goes byand poor bubbles is really worried when suddenly breaks the surface, grasping for breath and says!.!.!.!.!.!.!. ok!.!.!. it's finally deep enough!.!.!.!.!.!. hand me the shovel!.!.!.!.!.!.
a blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectum deoderant!.!.!.!.!.!.
the pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman, that they don't sell rectum deoderant and never have!.!.!.!.!.!.
unfazed, the nblonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from from this store on a regular basis and would like somemore!.!.!.!.!.!.
i'm sorry says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
but i always buy it here, says the blonde!.!.!.!.!.!.
do you have the container it came in!?!?!?!?!?!? asks the pharmacist!.!.!.!.!.!.
yes said the blonde!.!.!.!.!.!. i'll go home and get it!.!.!.!.!.!.
she returns with the container in hand and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says!.!.!.!.!.!.this is just a normal stick of underarm deoderant!.!.!.!.!.!.
annoyed the blonde snatches the container back and reads outloud!.!.!.!.!.!.
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i think they're great honey!.!.!. i don't know how you come up with all these jokes!.!.!.!.!.!.
glad i'm not a blonde or i'd always think you are picking on me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
glad i'm not a blonde or i'd always think you are picking on me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think the first two were kinda' boring I think they're not that new!.!.!.
The last one was okay heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
The last one was okay heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
WAY TOO LONG BUT HEHE KINDAWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dreadful!.
And I don't get the last one, either!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
And I don't get the last one, either!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe
but idk y but I don't get the last one!.!.!.
still funny tho!Www@Enter-QA@Com
but idk y but I don't get the last one!.!.!.
still funny tho!Www@Enter-QA@Com