Funny (clean) jokes to tell to friends?!


Question: Funny (clean) jokes to tell to friends!?
Can someone give me a funny clean jokes!? please!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Mexican words of the day:
The teacher told Pepito to use the word Cheese in a sentence!.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, pero cheese fat!.

"Shoulder!." !. !. !. !.
My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't
know how to read so I shoulder!.

"TEXAS " !. !. !.
My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering
where I'm at! also: My Pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb Jokes!.

"Herpes"!.!.!.!.Me and my ruca ordered pizza!.
I got mine piece and she
got herpes!.

”Rectum" !. !. !.
I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

"Juarez" !. !. !.
"One day my abuelita slapped me and I said
juarez your problem!?"

"CHICKEN" !. !. !. !.
"I was going to go to the store with my
wife pero chicken go herself!.

“TISSUE” !. !. !. !. !. If u don’t know how 2 do it let me tissue!.

“MUSHROOM” !. !. !. !. WHEN ALL MY FAMILY GETS IN THE CAR, THERES NOT MUSHROOM!.

“CHAIR” !. !. !. !. !.
I was about 2 eat a bag of candy, them my mom said;
“Mira Cabron u better Chair”

“ORCHATA” !. !. !. !. I told this guy 2 either do something about it orchata hell up!.

“PUTA” !. !. !. !. !. !.
PUTA PHONE DOWN AND GET BACK TO WORK!!

“HIGHWAY” !. !. !. !.
I turned around in bed, looked at my wife n said;
Highway put sum makeup on, u scare me!

“ CHILE ” !. !. !. !. !.
I asked my Mom 2 let me go 2 da movies n chile me go!

“SODA” !. !. !. !. !.
My vieja likes to get freeky and Sodas her sister!

“LIVER & CHEESE” !. Some Vato tried to sweet talk my Ruca!.
I told him;
“Orale Loco Liver Alone Cheese Mine”!.

MEXICAN JOKES:

U KNOW WHY MEXICAN WALK AROUND SCHOOL ALL BAD LIKE THEY OWN IT!? BECAUSE THEIR DAD BUILT IT AND THEIR MOM CLEANS IT!.

WHY DID THE BLOND SLEEP WITH THE MEXICAN!? BECAUSE HER TEACHER TOLD HER FOR EXTRA CREDIT SHE COULD DO AN ESSAY!.

WHY DO MEXICANS ONLY TIE ONE SHOE!? BECAUSE ON DA BOTTOM OF DA SHOE IT READS “ TAIWAN ”!.

WHY DON’T MEXICANS EVER CROSS THE BORDER 3 AT A TIME!? CUZ THE SIGN SAYS: NO TRES PASSING!
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Blondes do their best

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes four exuberant blondes!. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table!. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices join in raising the roof, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm!. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table rupts!. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table!. There in the center is a beautiful child's puzzle of the cookie monster!. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about!?"

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes up, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us!. So, we decided to set the record straight!. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together!.

The side of the box said 2 - 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


First Dinner With The Parents



A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for
dinner!.This is to be her first time meeting the family
and she is very nervous!.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal!. The
woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks
to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole!.

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water!. Left with
no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets out a dainty fart!. It wasn't loud, but everyone
at the table heard the poof!.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been
snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern
voice, Skippy!"!.

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile
came across her face!.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel
the pain again!. This time, she didn't even hesitate!. She
let a much louder and longer fart rip!. The father again
looked and the dog and yelled, "Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"!.

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip!.
This time she didn't even think about it!. She let rip a
fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!.

Once again, the father looked at the
dog with disgust and yelled,

"Skippy, get away from her before she sh*ts on you!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

-I smelled a brose and got stung!.
-Brose!? There's no "b" in rose!.
-There was in this one!

Here's a dirty joke: A pig fell in some mud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

-my math book is crying!
-aww why!?
-because it has so many problems!

ahahahahahahahahWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the cat sit on the computer!?

To keep an eye on the mouse!.

Boom Boom! Short and cute!. LolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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