What do you think about these jokes????? please rate them?!
Question: What do you think about these jokes!?!?!?!?!? please rate them!?
on the first day of school some children bring gifts for the teacher!.!.!.!.!.!.
the first childs dad runs a flower shop and he gave her a dozen roses!. the teacher expressed her gratitude and moved on to the next!.!.!.!.!.!. that childs father ran a candy store and he brought her some real fine chocolates!.!.!.!.!.!. she again expresses her gratitude and moves on to the next!.!.!.!.!.!.
this childs father runs a liquor store and he produces a large and extremely heavy box!. the box was dripping liquid out of the bottom!.!.!.!.!.!. she touches the dripping liquid with her finger and puts it up to her mouth and tastes it!.!.!.!.!.!. she says!. is it wine!? the little kid says!.!.!.!.!.!. nope!. she again tastes the dripping liquid and asks!. is it champaign!.!?!?!?!?!? nope says the child!.!.!.!.!.!. IT'S a PUPPY!!!!!!
a blonde was weed eating her yard and she accidentally cut off her cats tail!.!.!.!.!.!. she yell oh my goodness and grabs up the cat, runs through the house and out the front door where she almosts runs over her neighbor who was coming over to visit!.!.!.!.!.!. she yells sorry to him and explains that she cut off her cats tail and must rush to walmart!.!.!.!.!.!. the bewildered neighbor aks her!.!.!.!.!.!. well if you cut off your cats tail!.!.!.!.!.!. why in the world are you going to walmart!.!.!.!.!.!. with this the blonde stops in her tracks, looks the neighbor right in the eyes and says!.!.!.!.!.!. hellooooooooo!.!.!.!.!.!. walmart is only the largest retailer in the united states!.!.!.!.!.!.
a man and woman were driving down the road when they passe what looked like a dead baby skunk on the side of the road!.!.!.!.!.!. the woman yells for the man to stop the car!.!.!.!.!.!. she gets out, runs to the baby skunk, picks it up, and realizes that it's not dead at all but just appears to be nearly frozen to death!.!.!.!.!.!.
she tells the man!.!.!.!.!.!. we can't just leave the poor little thing here, it would be inhumane, not to mention it will die for sure!.!.!.!.!.!.
she then loads the baby skunk in the car and asks the man!.!.!.!.!.!. where should i put it!?!?!?!?!?!? it needs to be warm!.!.!.!.!.!. the man says!.!.!.!.!.!. well put it between your legs!.!.!.!.!.!. that's the warmest place you could ever put it, i just hope you don't burn the poor little thing!.!.!.!.!.!. the woman smiles sheepishly at him as she puts the poor half frozen baby skunk between her legs!.!.!.!.!.!. then she stops and thinks for a second and then says to the man!.!.!.!.!.!. well, what about the smell!?!?!?!?!?!? the man looks over at her and says!.!.!.!.!.!. just use your fingers and pinch off his little nose!.!.!.!.!.!.
he is expected to recover soon!.!.!.!.!.!. Lmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first childs dad runs a flower shop and he gave her a dozen roses!. the teacher expressed her gratitude and moved on to the next!.!.!.!.!.!. that childs father ran a candy store and he brought her some real fine chocolates!.!.!.!.!.!. she again expresses her gratitude and moves on to the next!.!.!.!.!.!.
this childs father runs a liquor store and he produces a large and extremely heavy box!. the box was dripping liquid out of the bottom!.!.!.!.!.!. she touches the dripping liquid with her finger and puts it up to her mouth and tastes it!.!.!.!.!.!. she says!. is it wine!? the little kid says!.!.!.!.!.!. nope!. she again tastes the dripping liquid and asks!. is it champaign!.!?!?!?!?!? nope says the child!.!.!.!.!.!. IT'S a PUPPY!!!!!!
a blonde was weed eating her yard and she accidentally cut off her cats tail!.!.!.!.!.!. she yell oh my goodness and grabs up the cat, runs through the house and out the front door where she almosts runs over her neighbor who was coming over to visit!.!.!.!.!.!. she yells sorry to him and explains that she cut off her cats tail and must rush to walmart!.!.!.!.!.!. the bewildered neighbor aks her!.!.!.!.!.!. well if you cut off your cats tail!.!.!.!.!.!. why in the world are you going to walmart!.!.!.!.!.!. with this the blonde stops in her tracks, looks the neighbor right in the eyes and says!.!.!.!.!.!. hellooooooooo!.!.!.!.!.!. walmart is only the largest retailer in the united states!.!.!.!.!.!.
a man and woman were driving down the road when they passe what looked like a dead baby skunk on the side of the road!.!.!.!.!.!. the woman yells for the man to stop the car!.!.!.!.!.!. she gets out, runs to the baby skunk, picks it up, and realizes that it's not dead at all but just appears to be nearly frozen to death!.!.!.!.!.!.
she tells the man!.!.!.!.!.!. we can't just leave the poor little thing here, it would be inhumane, not to mention it will die for sure!.!.!.!.!.!.
she then loads the baby skunk in the car and asks the man!.!.!.!.!.!. where should i put it!?!?!?!?!?!? it needs to be warm!.!.!.!.!.!. the man says!.!.!.!.!.!. well put it between your legs!.!.!.!.!.!. that's the warmest place you could ever put it, i just hope you don't burn the poor little thing!.!.!.!.!.!. the woman smiles sheepishly at him as she puts the poor half frozen baby skunk between her legs!.!.!.!.!.!. then she stops and thinks for a second and then says to the man!.!.!.!.!.!. well, what about the smell!?!?!?!?!?!? the man looks over at her and says!.!.!.!.!.!. just use your fingers and pinch off his little nose!.!.!.!.!.!.
he is expected to recover soon!.!.!.!.!.!. Lmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
they r funny honey!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
From (1-10) 10 being the highest
on first joke: a (7) it was ok
on second joke: (7) ok too
on third joke:(9) pretty funny
good job!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
on first joke: a (7) it was ok
on second joke: (7) ok too
on third joke:(9) pretty funny
good job!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well the first one is pretty gross!.!. ahha but i smiled!
the second one is pretty good!.!. but i'm personally not a fan of blonde jokes!.
the last one is pretty good!. hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
the second one is pretty good!.!. but i'm personally not a fan of blonde jokes!.
the last one is pretty good!. hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Yes, good joke, I'd give it a 7
2!. Yes, good joke, I'd give it an 8
3!. No, not a good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Yes, good joke, I'd give it an 8
3!. No, not a good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol the third was hilarious!. the first was disGUSting!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha!
Funny!
The first one is really random and the second one is the funniest! I'm not sure that i get the last one though!.
Have a star!
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!
The first one is really random and the second one is the funniest! I'm not sure that i get the last one though!.
Have a star!
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are pretty good, I like the last one best!. You may want to get someone to read them over though, for spelling errors and stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahhaha ROFL hahahaha love the last one !.!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
1st & 2nd are hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.
those jokes were so lame!.
the second one was a ohh hahah kinda thing
but the rest was just!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. plain blachhhWww@Enter-QA@Com
those jokes were so lame!.
the second one was a ohh hahah kinda thing
but the rest was just!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. plain blachhhWww@Enter-QA@Com
I thought these were all really funny--thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
6!.0
1!.0
0!.0 no offense but non of them are really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!.0
0!.0 no offense but non of them are really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first one is funny!.!.
second took me a while but then i realised "re-tail-er" lol!.!. im such a blonde!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
second took me a while but then i realised "re-tail-er" lol!.!. im such a blonde!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those jokes are dumb, i didnt even laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the second one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! i loved the first one!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are not that funny , sorry!. Www@Enter-QA@Com