What are some jokes????!
Question: What are some jokes!?!?!?!?
ok theres this girl i dont like n she think she is funny but she is not!.
ok here is a description of her; tall,smart,annyoing,bookworm,wanna be soccer player, and yeah thats bout itWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok here is a description of her; tall,smart,annyoing,bookworm,wanna be soccer player, and yeah thats bout itWww@Enter-QA@Com
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here is a fun test!.!.!.!.!.!.give me 10 points if u love it!
You know you live in 2008 when!.!.!.
?1!. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics!.
?2!. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years!.
?3!. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook!.
?4!. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV!.
?6!. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer!.
?7!. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling!.
?8!. You think about how stupid you are for reading this!.
?9!. You were too busy to notice number five!.
?10!. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five!.
?11!. And now you're laughing at your stupidity!.
?12!. Put this in your profile if you fell for it!. You know you did!.!.
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You know you live in 2008 when!.!.!.
?1!. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics!.
?2!. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years!.
?3!. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook!.
?4!. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV!.
?6!. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer!.
?7!. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling!.
?8!. You think about how stupid you are for reading this!.
?9!. You were too busy to notice number five!.
?10!. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five!.
?11!. And now you're laughing at your stupidity!.
?12!. Put this in your profile if you fell for it!. You know you did!.!.
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>Women are like apples on trees!. The best ones are at the top of the
>tree!. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
>afraid of falling and getting hurt!. Instead, they sometimes take the
>apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy!. The apples at the
>top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
>amazing!. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one
>who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree!.
>
>Now Men!.!.!.!. Men are like a fine wine!. They begin as grapes, and it's
>up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into
>something acceptable to have dinner with!.
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>tree!. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
>afraid of falling and getting hurt!. Instead, they sometimes take the
>apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy!. The apples at the
>top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
>amazing!. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one
>who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree!.
>
>Now Men!.!.!.!. Men are like a fine wine!. They begin as grapes, and it's
>up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into
>something acceptable to have dinner with!.
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Grandma's Birth Control Pills
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired!. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her!.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills!. "Mrs!. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills!?"
Yes, they help me sleep at night!. "
"Mrs!. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee!. "Yes, dear,I know that!. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks !. !. !. and believe me, it helps me sleep at night!. "
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After working most of her life Grandma finally retired!. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her!.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills!. "Mrs!. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills!?"
Yes, they help me sleep at night!. "
"Mrs!. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee!. "Yes, dear,I know that!. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks !. !. !. and believe me, it helps me sleep at night!. "
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