Funny joke yet again read star zebra?!
Question: Funny joke yet again read star zebra!?
A drunk walked into a bar crying!. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened!.
"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort!."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right!?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying!.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realised, too late, that you still loved her,right!?"
"Oh, No," said the drunk!. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"
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"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort!."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right!?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying!.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realised, too late, that you still loved her,right!?"
"Oh, No," said the drunk!. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"
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Answers:
ughhh kinda funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know you live in 2008 when!.!.!.
?1!. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics!.
?2!. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years!.
?3!. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook!.
?4!. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV!.
?6!. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer!.
?7!. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling!.
?8!. You think about how stupid you are for reading this!.
?9!. You were too busy to notice number five!.
?10!. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five!.
?11!. And now you're laughing at your stupidity!.
?12!. Put this in your profile if you fell for it!. You know you did!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
?1!. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics!.
?2!. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years!.
?3!. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook!.
?4!. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV!.
?6!. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer!.
?7!. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling!.
?8!. You think about how stupid you are for reading this!.
?9!. You were too busy to notice number five!.
?10!. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five!.
?11!. And now you're laughing at your stupidity!.
?12!. Put this in your profile if you fell for it!. You know you did!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com