What's the most offensive joke you know?!


Question: What's the most offensive joke you know!?
No racist jokes, please!. Not that I'm offended by them (I'm not really offended by anything), I'm just looking for something different!. Nothing else is off limits!. Best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) joke gets 10 points!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
What is black and blue and red and doesn't like sex!?


The 12 year old boy locked in the trunk of my car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

guy goes into a brothel and the madam says to him
ahhhhhh sir, nice to se you back!.!.!.i have just the girl for you
he replies !.!.well you KNOW i like them to lie perfectly still while i screw them, i like to have it all my own way!

yes yes she says you don't need to worry about this one

soooooo he goes up to the room and this girl is laying on the bed very still
he gets on top of her, does what he needs to do and then when he's finished,
he goes downstairs, pays the madam and says
wow, that was good!.!.!.she lay so still i could get so deep in her i could feel the rice in her belly!.!.!.wowwwwwwwwww
the madam laughs and says, that wasn't rice, that was maggots, she's been dead for three days but i know you like em to lay still Www@Enter-QA@Com

a man walks up to a bunch of prostitutes!. he asks "how much can i get with five dollars!?" all the prostitutes laugh except one brunette in the back, she speaks up "I will give you Penguin sex!" The man asks "What is Penguin sex!?" She bends down on her knees, unbuttoning the guys pants!. The man is smiling thinking he is getting something big!. Then the prostitute stands up, grabs the five dollars and walks away!. The man follows with his pants around his knees waddling like a Penguin complaining "Wheres my sex *****!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Whats the same about a car crash and Paris Hilton!?

They both get rammed from behind!.




A Priest and and a Rabbi are at a restaurant!. The Priest says : Hey lets screw that kid!.
The rabbi says: Out of what!?

What time is it at Micheal Jackson's house!?
When the big hand reaches the little one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do u call an old Mexican lesbian!?!.!.!.!.se?or eater!
what's the difference between a lesbian & a triscuit!?!.!.!.!.!.!.1's a snack cracker the others a crack snacker!Www@Enter-QA@Com

there were tampons walking down the street Moxie, Libra and whisper
which one of the 3 do you think that would say Hi first -None cause their all stuck up c_nts
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http://www!.funnyinside!.com/camelToe2!.sht!.!.!. PLAY THIS LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Im afraid to answer!.!.!.!.I get "reported" every time I sign on!!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose!?


Full!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why are black people so tall because they are KNEEGROWS
A jewish boy walks into school and goes wats for lunch and she says PORK and he says i cant eat PORK and she says NO PORK NO LUNCHWww@Enter-QA@Com



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