Is this the best divorce letter ever?!
Question: Is this the best divorce letter ever!?
Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever!. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it!.
These last 2 weeks have been hell!.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw!. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers!. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps!. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife!. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone!.
Your EX-Husband
P!.S!. don't try to find me!. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter!.
It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been!. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping!. Too bad that doesn't work!. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment!. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago!. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49!.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning!.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out!. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone!. Everything happens for a reason, I guess!.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted!. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me!.
So take care!.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P!.S!. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl!.
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Answers:
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