What are some funny riddles or random questions to ask people?!

Would you rather questions:

Would you rather steel Blake Lively's wardrobe or her boyfriend!?

Would you rather watch no TV for 2 month or only watch Barney for 2 months!?

Would you rather be rich and not very smart or poor but really smart!?

Dares:

I dare you to lick a toilet (not the seat)

I dare you to write a fake love letter to a boy at school

I dare you to drink hot sauce

I dare you to talk to a chair in a reatraunt and pretend it talks back

I dare you to let me dress you in whatever I want and then you have to model it for my parents

I dare you to ding dong ditch the neighbors

I dare you to TP the neighbors house

I dare you to moon the neighborhood

Riddles:

What's black and white and red all over!? (have someone list as many answers as they can think of)

Why did the chicken cross the road!? (also have them list answers)

Random questions:

Do you know someone named Mary!? Short, blonde, obsessed with almost everything!?

Do you like waffles!?

What time is it!? (wait for them to say something like 2:45 and then yell either "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" or "SUMMER TIME!"

Can you point me to the direction of La La Land!?

Pranks:

Egg someones house

TP someones house

Short sheet someone

Set some one up on a blind date with someone gross

Ding dong ditch someone

Freeze your parents toothbrusshes

Hide a siblings underwear






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go up to someone on the street talking on their cell phone!. start listening to their conversation and asking questions like!. who is that!? what are you laughing about!? stuff like that, when they say, "do you mind this is a private conversation!?" tell them, "sorry pal but you are talking in my public space, that makes it a public conversation!. why don't you go somewhere private so i can have my public back"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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ask
do you know who I am!?
Could you point me to the nearest police station!?
pardon me did you drop fifty bucks!? (no I do not have it)
Can you give me a good recipe for appetizers!?
is your name mcmillan!?
do you think you could buy me some cigarettes/liquor!? (only if you look over legal age)
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I lake the taste of moonlight in the morning, speaking of which, who's your favourite hero!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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my friend walks around and goes up 2 people and says:

jesus loves you

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its ok, jesus was jewishWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Who are The Brain Police!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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can you slam a revolving door!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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