Some differences between males and females!?!
Question: Some differences between males and females!!?
Words with two Meanings
1!.
THINGY (thing-ee) n!.
Female!.!.!.!.!.!. Any part under a car's hood!.
Male!.!.!.!.!. The strap fastener on a woman's bra!.
2!. VULNERABLE
(vul-ne-ra-bel) adj!.
Female!.!.!. Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another!.
Male!.!.!.!. Playing football without a cup
3!. COMMUNICATION
(k o-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n!.
Female!.!. !. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner!.
Male!.!.!. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys!.
4!. COMMITMENT
(ko-mit-ment) n!.
Female!.!.!.!. A desire to get married and raise a family!.
Male!.!.!.!.!.!. Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one
5!. ENTERTAINMENT
(en-ter-tayn-ment) n!.
Female!.!.!.!. A good movie, concert, play or book!.
Male!.!.!.!.!. Anything that can be done while drinking beer!.
6!. FLATULENCE
(flach-u-lens) n!.
Female!.!.!.!. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion!.
Male!.!.!.!.!.!. A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding!.
7 !. REMOTE CONTROL ( ri-moht kon-trohl) n!.
Female!.!.!. A device for changing from one TV channel to another!.
Male!.!.!. A device for scanning through all 375 cha nnels every 5
minutes!.
AND:
He said !. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it!.
She said !. !.You wear pants don't you!?
He said !. Shall we try swapping positions tonight!?
She said !. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said !. !. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you!?
She said !. !. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said !. !. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper!?
She said !. We don't know; it has never happened!.
He said !. Why are married women heavier than single
women!?
She said !. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed!. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge
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1!.
THINGY (thing-ee) n!.
Female!.!.!.!.!.!. Any part under a car's hood!.
Male!.!.!.!.!. The strap fastener on a woman's bra!.
2!. VULNERABLE
(vul-ne-ra-bel) adj!.
Female!.!.!. Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another!.
Male!.!.!.!. Playing football without a cup
3!. COMMUNICATION
(k o-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n!.
Female!.!. !. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner!.
Male!.!.!. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys!.
4!. COMMITMENT
(ko-mit-ment) n!.
Female!.!.!.!. A desire to get married and raise a family!.
Male!.!.!.!.!.!. Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one
5!. ENTERTAINMENT
(en-ter-tayn-ment) n!.
Female!.!.!.!. A good movie, concert, play or book!.
Male!.!.!.!.!. Anything that can be done while drinking beer!.
6!. FLATULENCE
(flach-u-lens) n!.
Female!.!.!.!. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion!.
Male!.!.!.!.!.!. A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding!.
7 !. REMOTE CONTROL ( ri-moht kon-trohl) n!.
Female!.!.!. A device for changing from one TV channel to another!.
Male!.!.!. A device for scanning through all 375 cha nnels every 5
minutes!.
AND:
He said !. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it!.
She said !. !.You wear pants don't you!?
He said !. Shall we try swapping positions tonight!?
She said !. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said !. !. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you!?
She said !. !. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said !. !. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper!?
She said !. We don't know; it has never happened!.
He said !. Why are married women heavier than single
women!?
She said !. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed!. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge
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Answers:
thats sexist
not all men are like that!.
but it did make me giggle tbhWww@Enter-QA@Com
not all men are like that!.
but it did make me giggle tbhWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny, especially the one with the toilet paper,my wife is always nagging me because i put the new roll on top of the old one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha, funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, I especially love 3-5!!! 4 was the best!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A very good laugh, and, out loud!.
Surely tho No!. 1 should have been
Thingy, Male - Whats in his trousersWww@Enter-QA@Com
Surely tho No!. 1 should have been
Thingy, Male - Whats in his trousersWww@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent and oh so true!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
They were great, especially the last one about the fridge, they were all a good laugh!. thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!
So True indeed!! :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
So True indeed!! :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first part was funny!.!.!.the second not so much!.!.!.heard it too many times before!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
now thats funny thanks for the laugh Www@Enter-QA@Com
good ones!.ha ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd swear that you were married to my husband! Www@Enter-QA@Com
it may be sexist, but still there is some truth in it - and it made me giggle ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
He He!.!.!.Quite true, eh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good !.!.!.!.now I know who suspended you & why !.!.!.!.hee heeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Clever!. There are more:
1!. There is a man in a woman
2!. There is a male in a female
3!. Men love women to have sex
4!. Women give sex to be loved
5!. For every man's success there is a woman!.
6!. For every man's failure there is the mother in law!.
7!. In the beginning God created Adam and Eve (Man and Woman)!.
8!. Now they changed it to Adam and Steve (Man and Man)
9!. God created woman from the rib of a man!.
Not from his head to be above him!.
Neither from his feet to be stepped upon!.
But from his side to be near him!.
And near his heart to be loved!.
10!. When a man courts a woman he gives him an engagement-ring!.
When they got married he gives her a wedding-ring!.
After a couple of years she gives him suffer-ring!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. There is a man in a woman
2!. There is a male in a female
3!. Men love women to have sex
4!. Women give sex to be loved
5!. For every man's success there is a woman!.
6!. For every man's failure there is the mother in law!.
7!. In the beginning God created Adam and Eve (Man and Woman)!.
8!. Now they changed it to Adam and Steve (Man and Man)
9!. God created woman from the rib of a man!.
Not from his head to be above him!.
Neither from his feet to be stepped upon!.
But from his side to be near him!.
And near his heart to be loved!.
10!. When a man courts a woman he gives him an engagement-ring!.
When they got married he gives her a wedding-ring!.
After a couple of years she gives him suffer-ring!.Www@Enter-QA@Com