You might be a redneck if......?!
Question: You might be a redneck if!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
1!. The tooth fairy has ever left you an I!.O!.U!.
2!. Your underwear doubles as you swim trunks!.
3!. Your dentist is more afraid to see you then you are to see him!.
4!. Someone mentions racism and you think of NASCAR
5!. You can correctly pronounce Sylacauga, Oneonta or Opelika!. (Towns in Alabama, BTW)
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2!. Your underwear doubles as you swim trunks!.
3!. Your dentist is more afraid to see you then you are to see him!.
4!. Someone mentions racism and you think of NASCAR
5!. You can correctly pronounce Sylacauga, Oneonta or Opelika!. (Towns in Alabama, BTW)
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Answers:
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives!. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped!. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again!.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at!?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno!. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is!.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially!.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out!.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
!.!.!.!.!.
'Boy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.go git cha Momma!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at!?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno!. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is!.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially!.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out!.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
!.!.!.!.!.
'Boy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.go git cha Momma!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Number 1 and 4 are really funny!. I heard one from Jeff Foxworthy that was really funny:
"You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
You got stopped by a state trooper!.
He asked you if you had an I!.D!.
And you said, 'Bout What!?' Www@Enter-QA@Com
He asked you if you had an I!.D!.
And you said, 'Bout What!?' Www@Enter-QA@Com