Does anybody know any ball bouncingly funny jokes?!
Question: Does anybody know any ball bouncingly funny jokes!?
I know i could just read the jokes in the J/R category but most are kakka, and i usually get bored before i see any good ones, the best joke gets @ least 13 points, thanks ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A woman is having her birthday!. Her husband, asks his friend what to get her!.
He suggests giving her a card saying "free sex for two hour in any position"
Husband agrees and goes home!. The next day his friend asks how it went!.
"Well, she got all exited, hugged me, said thank you, and ran out the door saying 'see you in two hours!' "
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!.!.!.!.!.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started"!.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger!."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger"!.
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax!. Let's have a cup of coffee, then !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!."
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head!.
"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde!.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde!.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed!.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde!. Within seconds, the blonde dies!. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in"!.
Mommy, mommy, in class today we did ABC but I said "ABCDEF!." Is that because I am blonde!?
Yes, dear that's because you're blonde!.
Mommy, mommy, we counted one, two, three, but I counted one, two, three, four five, six!. Is that because I'm blonde!?
Yes, dear, it's because you are blonde!.
Mommy, mommy, everyone else in the class doesn't even need a bra, but I wear a "C" cup!. Is that because I'm blonde!?
No, dear!. It's because you're 22!.
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He suggests giving her a card saying "free sex for two hour in any position"
Husband agrees and goes home!. The next day his friend asks how it went!.
"Well, she got all exited, hugged me, said thank you, and ran out the door saying 'see you in two hours!' "
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!.!.!.!.!.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started"!.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger!."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger"!.
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax!. Let's have a cup of coffee, then !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!."
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head!.
"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde!.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde!.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed!.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde!. Within seconds, the blonde dies!. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in"!.
Mommy, mommy, in class today we did ABC but I said "ABCDEF!." Is that because I am blonde!?
Yes, dear that's because you're blonde!.
Mommy, mommy, we counted one, two, three, but I counted one, two, three, four five, six!. Is that because I'm blonde!?
Yes, dear, it's because you are blonde!.
Mommy, mommy, everyone else in the class doesn't even need a bra, but I wear a "C" cup!. Is that because I'm blonde!?
No, dear!. It's because you're 22!.
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Dear Dad letter!.!.!.!.
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up!. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow!. It was addressed, 'Dad!.' With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands!.
'Dear, Dad!. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you!. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mum and you!.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am!.
But it's not only the passion, Dad!. She's pregnant!. Stacy said that we
will be very happy!. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter!. We share a dream of having many more
children!.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone!. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other
people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want!.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better!. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself!. Someday,
I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many
grandchildren!.
Love, your son, Joshua!.
P!.S !. Dad, none of the above is true!. I'm over at Jason's house!. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
report that's on the kitchen table!.
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A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated!."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes!?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes!?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out!. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me!. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
you GOTTA go to http://WhoGoesToCollege!.com
that site is loaded with all kinds of links to hilarious pranks, Your Mom jokes, and some sarcastic comebacks and put downs!.!.!.GOLD MINE!
now gimme my 10 points! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
that site is loaded with all kinds of links to hilarious pranks, Your Mom jokes, and some sarcastic comebacks and put downs!.!.!.GOLD MINE!
now gimme my 10 points! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
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whats the mating call of a redhead!?
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These two balls bounce into a bar!.!.!.now doesn't THAT sound painful!?
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