Have you heard the joke about the 3 dogs liking a female dog?!
Question: Have you heard the joke about the 3 dogs liking a female dog!?
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle!. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time!. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return!.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, 'The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me!.'
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, 'I love liver and cheese!.'
'Oh, how childish,' said the Poodle!. 'That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever!.'
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says 'How well can you do!?'
'Um!. I HATE liver and cheese,' blurts the Golden Retriever!.
'My, my,' said the Poodle!. 'I guess it's hopeless!. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence!.'
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, 'How about you, little guy!?'
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua !.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says!.!.!.!.
"Liver alone, cheese mine!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, 'The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me!.'
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, 'I love liver and cheese!.'
'Oh, how childish,' said the Poodle!. 'That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever!.'
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says 'How well can you do!?'
'Um!. I HATE liver and cheese,' blurts the Golden Retriever!.
'My, my,' said the Poodle!. 'I guess it's hopeless!. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence!.'
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, 'How about you, little guy!?'
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua !.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says!.!.!.!.
"Liver alone, cheese mine!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's too much i laughed !.!.!.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder for sure!.!. Star for you!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This goes to prove that the little "guy" wins!
I think all the dogs were in the wrong place !. Shouldn't they have been in the back of her instead of the front if they were really smart!? LOL
The Chihuahua may need a ladder though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think all the dogs were in the wrong place !. Shouldn't they have been in the back of her instead of the front if they were really smart!? LOL
The Chihuahua may need a ladder though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whahaha*cough*hahahaha! Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is really funny!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahaha that's great! Thanks!!! =DDD
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excuse me!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? "Three handsome male dogs" how!? HOW!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Big stuff can come in small packages!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'n other words, she's nacho cheese ( not your cheese ) Www@Enter-QA@Com