Vey Funny Jokes!!!!!!?!
Question: Vey Funny Jokes!!!!!!!?
: why did the skeleton play piano at the church!?
A: because he doesn't have any organs
Q: why did the dumb blonde felt disappointed in her trip to london!?
A: because she found out that big ben was only a clock
Q: why was cinderella being kicked out of disneyland!?
A: it is because she was found sitting on pinocchio's face and said:
lie, lie, lie
Patient: doctor, doctor, i have only 59 seconds to live
Doctor: wait a minute
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A: because he doesn't have any organs
Q: why did the dumb blonde felt disappointed in her trip to london!?
A: because she found out that big ben was only a clock
Q: why was cinderella being kicked out of disneyland!?
A: it is because she was found sitting on pinocchio's face and said:
lie, lie, lie
Patient: doctor, doctor, i have only 59 seconds to live
Doctor: wait a minute
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Answers:
All jokes are nice and take from me also one joke!.
In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom!. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP"!.
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO"!.
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In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom!. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP"!.
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO"!.
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the first and last are not very good but the second and third are hilarious! ROFL! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
the 2nd and 3rd are very funny but i heard the 1st one before
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Good ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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