Would YOU have sex with a gorilla for £500?!
Question: Would YOU have sex with a gorilla for £500!?
No, but I know a man who might!.!.!.!.read on!.!.
A small zoo in Glasgow acquired a very rare species of gorilla!. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle!.Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem!. The gorilla was in season!. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available!.Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Pat O'Leary, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages!.Pat , like many Glasgow folk, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species!. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution!. Pat was approached with a proposition!. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500 !? He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully!.The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:1!. "First", Pat said, "Ah'm no gonnae kiss her on the lips!." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition!.2!. "Second", he said, "Ye cannae never tell naebody aboot this!." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition!.3!. "Third", Pat said, "I want all the weans raised as Rangers fans!." Once again it was agreed!.4!. "And last of all", Pat stated, "You got tae give me another week to come up with the £500"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A small zoo in Glasgow acquired a very rare species of gorilla!. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle!.Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem!. The gorilla was in season!. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available!.Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Pat O'Leary, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages!.Pat , like many Glasgow folk, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species!. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution!. Pat was approached with a proposition!. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500 !? He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully!.The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:1!. "First", Pat said, "Ah'm no gonnae kiss her on the lips!." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition!.2!. "Second", he said, "Ye cannae never tell naebody aboot this!." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition!.3!. "Third", Pat said, "I want all the weans raised as Rangers fans!." Once again it was agreed!.4!. "And last of all", Pat stated, "You got tae give me another week to come up with the £500"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMFAO!!! nice joke@@@@ , :) Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL xD funny :]
anyone answer mine!?
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anyone answer mine!?
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I come from Glasgow, have a sense of humour,
but find this derogatory,to all Glaswegians and Irish people
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but find this derogatory,to all Glaswegians and Irish people
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Hahaha!.
I was going to say Yes !.
But anyway, did that ACTUALLY happen, or is it a joke !?
Funny anyways =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was going to say Yes !.
But anyway, did that ACTUALLY happen, or is it a joke !?
Funny anyways =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats brill it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny for all u dim peeps out there it is u can sleep with it if u give US £500 or thats wat he thinks!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Nice!.
TaraWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!.
TaraWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahaha
Hilarious Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHOOOOSH - the sound of the joke going over the head of most people above!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahaha!. that was funny!. i liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heck no!. no offense!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
NO WAY not even a million he might fall on me then i get killed he too hairy!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
No because id just drink it and sleep with another "gorilla"Www@Enter-QA@Com
But would the gorilla have sex with YOU for £500!?!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny i suposeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol dumb
I live in America, I don't know how many
dollars that amounts to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I live in America, I don't know how many
dollars that amounts to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try 1!.000 times that amount and I might do it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe the one off the chocolate advert!.!.!.he plays the drums like a b*tch!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope but I would love to see my girlfriend doing it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would rather keep my dignity!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's really cute!.
But!. I'd do it for less!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But!. I'd do it for less!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh hell no!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
NoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow 1000 dollar lol i get the joke lol rolf LMAO ROFLMFAOOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I wouldn't,but i do believe i have dated a few of the gorillas kinfolks!.!.!.LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hell noWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why not !.!.!.been married to one for the last 12 years!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont even know how much that isWww@Enter-QA@Com