Meaty bites diet...this is a true story..?!


Question: Meaty bites diet!.!.!.this is a true story!.!.!?
I've got 2 dogs!. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out!.
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> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog!.
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> On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting 'The Meaty Bites Diet' again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms!.
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> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again!.
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> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her!.
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> Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food!. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me!.
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> I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door!.
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> Stupid *****!.!.!.why else would I buy dog food!?!?
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You funny bugger, haha, people like you deserve recognition!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thank you!.

This story was great!.

I just laughed OUT LOUD in my office ALONE like a crazy person?Www@Enter-QA@Com

hilarious story,i could imagine it happening,human food getting expensive!.
you should have said you were desexed by a consulting vet!.,lmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahaha that must be really funny :) if it true Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is one of them jokes that no matter how many times you have seen it before it still makes you laugh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL, FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
I MIGHT TRY THE DIET MYSELF!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Truly Excellent!.

I read it a second time and laughed out loud again!. Geat stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO! HAHAA OMG I CANT BREATH!!.!.!.!.lol THATS FREAKING HALARIOUS!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is freakin hilarious!!!!!

Thanks by the way, I have been lookin for an easy diet!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is funny as f***Www@Enter-QA@Com

The funniest thing I've heard all day!!!!
I still can't stop laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com

I buy it for my rabbits!. They love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ah, this is an oldie goldie joke!

The worst part, is that during the crazy 60's, when I was young, people actually tried dog food diets, and there was far less obesity back then, than there is now!.

This may explain the sad state of the world today!.!.!.

I knew a fellow who got stuck in a friend's camp a couple of weeks, one winter!. He thought he was going to die of starvation!. Then he found some tin cans, problem was, no labels!.!.!. No matter, he was starving!. He opened the can, and thought it was some kind of spam!. No matter, he ate it anyway!. He lived on the stuff a couple of days before being rescued!. Turned out he'd been eating Dr Ballard's!. Apparently, he said it was good on some stale crackers he'd found!.!.!. He showed no outward signs of damage from the experience, though!.

None-the-less, I don't recommend this diet!. Just eat less, and eat early, rather than later in the day, that will help your diet!.

Woof!?
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