Do you know any Little Johnny jokes?!
Question: Do you know any Little Johnny jokes!?
Answers:
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market!. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him!. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel!. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel !.!.!. they said, because it was bigger!.
One day after Little Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you!. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel!. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what!?"
Slowly, Little Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and he said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"
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Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room!. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"
The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her!. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck!"
"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered!.
"Good, Mary!." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone else!?"!. "How about a lollipop!" said Steven!.
"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!", the teacher said!.
Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!"!.
The teacher and all of the students wondered about his answer!. The teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp!?"
Last night when I passed my parents room", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it!."
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One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life!.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny!. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening!.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement!. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
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Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak!?"
Mum: "No it doesn't my son!."
Little Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed !.!.!."
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One day after Little Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you!. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel!. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what!?"
Slowly, Little Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and he said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"
**************************************!.!.!.
Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room!. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"
The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her!. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
**************************************!.!.!.
One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck!"
"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered!.
"Good, Mary!." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone else!?"!. "How about a lollipop!" said Steven!.
"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!", the teacher said!.
Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!"!.
The teacher and all of the students wondered about his answer!. The teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp!?"
Last night when I passed my parents room", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it!."
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One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life!.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny!. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening!.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement!. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
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Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak!?"
Mum: "No it doesn't my son!."
Little Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed !.!.!."
lol hope you like themWww@Enter-QA@Com
How To Use The Right Word
A grade school teacher asked her students how to properly use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence!. Molly was the first to raise her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep!. It was fascinating!.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate, not fascinating’!.”
Sally raised her hand!. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated!.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate!.’”
Little Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, “My aunt Gina has a blouse with ten buttons, but her bust is so big she can only fasten eight!.”
The teacher sat down and cried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A grade school teacher asked her students how to properly use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence!. Molly was the first to raise her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep!. It was fascinating!.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate, not fascinating’!.”
Sally raised her hand!. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated!.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate!.’”
Little Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, “My aunt Gina has a blouse with ten buttons, but her bust is so big she can only fasten eight!.”
The teacher sat down and cried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's one:
It was Teacher Appreciation Day and everyone in the class brought the teacher a gift, and the teacher tried to guess what it was!.
Lily, the florist's daughter, brought a long white box, and the teacher sniffed it, smelled flowers, and asked "Is it a bouquet!?" It was!.
Jem, the jeweler's son, brought a thin black box!. The teacher shook it, heard a jingling noise, and asked if it was jewelry!. It was!.
Little Johnny, the liquor store owner's son, brought a box that was leaking a little!. The teacher tasted it and asked if it was wine!.
Little Johnny said, "No, it's a puppy!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was Teacher Appreciation Day and everyone in the class brought the teacher a gift, and the teacher tried to guess what it was!.
Lily, the florist's daughter, brought a long white box, and the teacher sniffed it, smelled flowers, and asked "Is it a bouquet!?" It was!.
Jem, the jeweler's son, brought a thin black box!. The teacher shook it, heard a jingling noise, and asked if it was jewelry!. It was!.
Little Johnny, the liquor store owner's son, brought a box that was leaking a little!. The teacher tasted it and asked if it was wine!.
Little Johnny said, "No, it's a puppy!"Www@Enter-QA@Com