A few naughty jokes!?!
Question: A few naughty jokes!!?
While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68!?!?!? What's that!?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one!.
One woman stops a taxi!.
- To the airport, please!.
After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today!.
- Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant!.
- Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither!.
Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls!.
- You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem!. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it!.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls!?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore!.
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- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68!?!?!? What's that!?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one!.
One woman stops a taxi!.
- To the airport, please!.
After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today!.
- Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant!.
- Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither!.
Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls!.
- You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem!. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it!.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls!?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore!.
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Answers:
If only I could be Pinocchio!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the first one the best!. I heard the Pinocchio one before but it is still good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com