Marriage can be sexy.......doncha' think?!
Question: Marriage can be sexy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.doncha' think!?
a man and his wife were deciding what to dress up as for a big halloween bash at their friends house!. the man decided to go as zorro, complete with hat, cape, mask and all!. his wife decided to go as a french maid, with hat, mask etc!. the night of the party, the wife was feeling very frisky and sexy in her short costume and tried to get amorous with her hubby!. but he had a stomachache and told his wife "i need some time to pull myself together, go on without me, I'll be there in a couple hours!. hang out with your friends and look for me!. you know what my costume is!." so she went on to the party and hatched a plan to surprise him with some fun!. 2 hours into the party, she spotted her husband in his zorro outfit and went up behind him, grabbed his crotch and whispered "hey big guy, lets go out to the car!." he smiled and said ok and went with her!. in the car, she bopped his brains out and then they went back to the party!. they exchanged smiles and glances all night long!. when it was time to leave, she couldn't find him so she left!. she gets home and discovers him in bed with an ice pack on his head!. she is puzzled and asks "well hello there, did you have too much fun at the party!?" he replied "i'm sorry honey, but i got sick!. i couldn't come!. so i loaned my costume to my best friend, Bob!. sit down and listen to this, you'll never believe what happened to him at the party!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG!! My first laugh for the day!. That was a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lmao!.!.hillarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!. good stuff
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Gee, some streak of luck for Bob that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!
Oh wow!! Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh wow!! Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO OMG that was too funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
vary funny and cute,i love it,lmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com