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How to Get into Heaven!?
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven!?"
The boy thought it over and said,
"Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until
St!. Peter says 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'
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Password!.!.
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with!.
Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter 'penis!.'
Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password!. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:
PASSWORD REJECTED!. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
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What if the I!.T!. industry starts producing movies!?
Some Film titles may be like these:
- Login Karo Sajna
- Naukar PC Ka
- 1942 -- A Bug Story
- Kaho Na Virus Hai
- Crash Se Crash Tak
- Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
- Shaheed Hacker Singh
- Password De Ke Dekho
- Terminal Apna Login Parayi
- Mr!. Network Lal
- PC Sajaake Rakhna
- Hackers' Ka Raja Debuggers' Ki Rani
- Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta
- Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi
- Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
- Aao Chat Kare
- Programmer No!.1
- Developer Mera Naam
- Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
- Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
- Do Processor Baarah Terminal
- Tera Code Chal Gaya
- Har Din Jo Mail Karega
- Network Ke Us Paar
- Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
- Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehata Hai
- Raju Ban Gaya MCSE
- Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
- Crash To Hona Hi Tha !!!
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C & Java for Hell & Heaven!.!.!.!.
An old man was sitting in a park reading the book "Learn C in 21 days"!.
A passer by saw him and asked, "You are such an old guy, why do you bother to learn C!?"
"I have heard that now communication language at heaven is only C, so after my death when I go to heaven I don't want to face communication problem!." The old man replied!.
"But how come are you so sure that U will be in heaven!? It could be hell also!." he asked!.
"Ya, doesn't matter… I already know Java"!.
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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven!?"
The boy thought it over and said,
"Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until
St!. Peter says 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'
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Password!.!.
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with!.
Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter 'penis!.'
Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password!. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:
PASSWORD REJECTED!. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
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What if the I!.T!. industry starts producing movies!?
Some Film titles may be like these:
- Login Karo Sajna
- Naukar PC Ka
- 1942 -- A Bug Story
- Kaho Na Virus Hai
- Crash Se Crash Tak
- Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
- Shaheed Hacker Singh
- Password De Ke Dekho
- Terminal Apna Login Parayi
- Mr!. Network Lal
- PC Sajaake Rakhna
- Hackers' Ka Raja Debuggers' Ki Rani
- Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta
- Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi
- Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
- Aao Chat Kare
- Programmer No!.1
- Developer Mera Naam
- Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
- Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
- Do Processor Baarah Terminal
- Tera Code Chal Gaya
- Har Din Jo Mail Karega
- Network Ke Us Paar
- Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
- Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehata Hai
- Raju Ban Gaya MCSE
- Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
- Crash To Hona Hi Tha !!!
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C & Java for Hell & Heaven!.!.!.!.
An old man was sitting in a park reading the book "Learn C in 21 days"!.
A passer by saw him and asked, "You are such an old guy, why do you bother to learn C!?"
"I have heard that now communication language at heaven is only C, so after my death when I go to heaven I don't want to face communication problem!." The old man replied!.
"But how come are you so sure that U will be in heaven!? It could be hell also!." he asked!.
"Ya, doesn't matter… I already know Java"!.
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Answers:
Shiva you rock man your really a cool guy, this are awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Happy Diwali!!.!.!.
and you are amazing!
sure u will become one of the comedy king!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and you are amazing!
sure u will become one of the comedy king!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey Subbu,
I thought that the wife was also in computer field!!
Is she a Split Personality !?!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought that the wife was also in computer field!!
Is she a Split Personality !?!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey, y don't u go to the great Indian laughter champion show
u will get huge heights there
keep smiling :)
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u will get huge heights there
keep smiling :)
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Goodones :D
A very Happy Diwali to you too and to all the members of Y!A!.
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A very Happy Diwali to you too and to all the members of Y!A!.
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awesome dude!.!.!.
thnx 4 brightening my mood early in d morn!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thnx 4 brightening my mood early in d morn!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats really funny man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haven't heard a funnier one than thisWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one dearWww@Enter-QA@Com
coolWww@Enter-QA@Com
than u so much shiva v for changing my mood
Wish u a happy & safe DiwaliWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wish u a happy & safe DiwaliWww@Enter-QA@Com
Shiva is back at it!.!.!.nd man ur the da best guy i know!.!.!.!.who crack these type of awsome jokes!.!.!.
Hats Off To You man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hats Off To You man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Husband & Wife Conversation
This is a conversation between Husband & Wife who are
in Computer Field!.
HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in!.
WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks!?
HUSBAND: Hard disk full!.
WIFE: Have you brought the saree!?
HUSBAND: Bad command or file name!.
WIFE: But I told you about it
in the morning!
HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel!.
WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary!?
HUSBAND: File in use, read only!. try after some time!.
WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping!.
HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied!.
WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!
HUSBAND: Data type mismatch!.
WIFE: You are useless!
HUSBAND: By default!.
WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning!?
HUSBAND: System unstable!. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot!.
WIFE: What is my value in your life!?
HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected!.
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer!?!
HUSBAND: Too many parameters!.
WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!
HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close!.
WIFE: I will leave you forever!
HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user!.
WIFE: It's worthless talking to you!
HUSBAND: Shut down the computer!.
WIFE: I am going!!!
HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My answers will be a big bore for you since i have the same thing to say!. AWESOME!!!!! The IT joke was the best!. Did you come with all those film names!? MIND BLOWING! Only if i were Navjot S Sidhu or Archana P Singh i'd have laughed loud and expressed how much i loved the jokes!
Anyways, nice to see you in your usual high spirits,
Cheers!
RudraWww@Enter-QA@Com
Anyways, nice to see you in your usual high spirits,
Cheers!
RudraWww@Enter-QA@Com