Joke> Did you know we had idiot sightings?!
Question: Joke> Did you know we had idiot sightings!?
OH MY GOSH
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired!. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener!. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower!. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower!.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4!. He said, 'NO, it's not!.' Four is larger than two!.!.'
W e haven't used Sears repair since!.
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill!. Our total was $4!.25, so I also handed her a quarter!. She said, 'you gave me too much money!.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back!.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request!. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing!.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change!.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's !.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area!. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road!. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore!.'
From Kingman , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco!. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce!.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce!.
From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge!?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know!?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask!.'
Happened in Birmingham , Ala!.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street!. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine!. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for!. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red!. Appalled , she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving!?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker!. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing!.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun!. We should do this more often!.' Not another word was spoken!. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare!.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments!.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on!.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less!.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it!. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door!. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked!. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know!. I already got that side!.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us!.!.!. and the scary part is that they VOTE and they can REPRODUCE!
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired!. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener!. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower!. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower!.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4!. He said, 'NO, it's not!.' Four is larger than two!.!.'
W e haven't used Sears repair since!.
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill!. Our total was $4!.25, so I also handed her a quarter!. She said, 'you gave me too much money!.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back!.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request!. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing!.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change!.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's !.
< /SPAN>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area!. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road!. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore!.'
From Kingman , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco!. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce!.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce!.
From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge!?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know!?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask!.'
Happened in Birmingham , Ala!.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street!. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine!. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for!. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red!. Appalled , she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving!?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker!. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing!.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun!. We should do this more often!.' Not another word was spoken!. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare!.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments!.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on!.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less!.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it!. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door!. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked!. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know!. I already got that side!.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us!.!.!. and the scary part is that they VOTE and they can REPRODUCE!
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Answers:
thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Kitty strikes again!. You need to have your own category called Kitty's Jokes!. It would be very popular!. Thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HILARIOUS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great going Kitty!. Sterilize before they reproduce!.
Sad part is, they are all over the world!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sad part is, they are all over the world!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahaha
COLTS SUCKS!!!!!!!!! GO JAGS!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
COLTS SUCKS!!!!!!!!! GO JAGS!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry man!.!.dis was very long 2 read!.!.!.n i didnt read itWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow!. thats really all i can say!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They reproduce!?!?!? now you really have me worried!.!.!.:) Good ones!!!
Go Colts!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go Colts!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my! So many idiots!. Should we build a village!? These must be true because where I live, we have the same idiots!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A grand feast, kitty!
I've a great liking for the idiocies in life!
At first, I too was confronted with this question at the airport!. But now, this has become another routine affair!
Deer Crossing Sign is another hilarious one!
Sears repairman is mathematically challenged!
We can save on what we eat if we have such Macdy Counter gals!
Idiots at sight!?
MAY THEIR TRIBE INCREASE!
Here is a star for you, kitty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've a great liking for the idiocies in life!
At first, I too was confronted with this question at the airport!. But now, this has become another routine affair!
Deer Crossing Sign is another hilarious one!
Sears repairman is mathematically challenged!
We can save on what we eat if we have such Macdy Counter gals!
Idiots at sight!?
MAY THEIR TRIBE INCREASE!
Here is a star for you, kitty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
where do you come up with these!? i love each one!. i have had a few of those idiots in my house before!. kitty has made my stitches bust again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have a question, if the answer is no and its obvious then im gonna be the idiot, but are all these lil stories real!?
theyre hilarious btw, i love em, especially the McDonald's one heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
theyre hilarious btw, i love em, especially the McDonald's one heheWww@Enter-QA@Com