Joke> Have you heard about the bird and Viagra?!
Question: Joke> Have you heard about the bird and Viagra!?
A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra!. Anxious to try it out he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them!. Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off!.Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel!. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily!.!. drained with sweat and totally exhausted!. "What happened!?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy"!?The cockatiel pants: "Man , have your ever tried to pry the legs apart on a frozen chicken!?"
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OMG !! That's funny!.!.!.I would give you 10 stars for that, If I could!.
You are the best!. Ever think of writing a joke book!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are the best!. Ever think of writing a joke book!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So I guess the frozen chicken was giving the poor cockatiel the cold shoulder!?
(OK, OK, I know, my silly puns are not wanted here!. I shall move along peaceably!)
Still this was a great joke!
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(OK, OK, I know, my silly puns are not wanted here!. I shall move along peaceably!)
Still this was a great joke!
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OMG!!! This has got to be your best one yet!
I copied and pasted and sent it to my husbands e-mail before I even answered this!
Wow! This is just too funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I copied and pasted and sent it to my husbands e-mail before I even answered this!
Wow! This is just too funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
frozen chicken!? HA HA HA HA HA HA HAWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL hahahahhahha hahaha LOL good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha great kitty! Another star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha! Poor bird but the husband had a good time! LOL
A bird in the bush!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bird in the bush!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny sweetieWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!.!.that was hilarious!.!.got another one!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
It' works great for the birdl
But what about the man!? What has he been doing for hours!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
But what about the man!? What has he been doing for hours!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Good one, Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
holy crap!. that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com