Now now will windows report me for this joke?!
Question: Now now will windows report me for this joke!?
The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows 2009:
1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue!.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue!.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit!.
4) Press any key!.!.!. no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test!.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times!.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!.
8) This will end your Windows session!. Do you want to play another game!?
9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain!?"
10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off!."
11) Keyboard not attached!. Press F1 to continue!.
12) BREAKFAST!.SYS halted!.!.!. Cereal port not responding!.
13) COFFEE!.SYS missing!.!.!. Insert cup and press any key!.
14) CONGRESS!.SYS corrupted!.!.!. Re-boot Washington D!.C!? (Y/N)
15) File not found!. Should I fake it!? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver!. Spank the cat!? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User!.
18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one!? (Y/N)
19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found!.!.!. Use backup!.!.!. PENCIL & PAPER!.
20) User Error: Replace user!.
21) Windows VirusScan 1!.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it!? (Y/Y)"
22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
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1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue!.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue!.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit!.
4) Press any key!.!.!. no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test!.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times!.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!.
8) This will end your Windows session!. Do you want to play another game!?
9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain!?"
10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off!."
11) Keyboard not attached!. Press F1 to continue!.
12) BREAKFAST!.SYS halted!.!.!. Cereal port not responding!.
13) COFFEE!.SYS missing!.!.!. Insert cup and press any key!.
14) CONGRESS!.SYS corrupted!.!.!. Re-boot Washington D!.C!? (Y/N)
15) File not found!. Should I fake it!? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver!. Spank the cat!? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User!.
18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one!? (Y/N)
19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found!.!.!. Use backup!.!.!. PENCIL & PAPER!.
20) User Error: Replace user!.
21) Windows VirusScan 1!.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it!? (Y/Y)"
22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
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Answers:
i dunno y ur angrier!.!.!.coz this is hillarious!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You forgot a few:
23) ID ten tee error (ID10T)
24) PICNIC error (Problem In Chair Not In Computer)Www@Enter-QA@Com
23) ID ten tee error (ID10T)
24) PICNIC error (Problem In Chair Not In Computer)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Good one! Suck on that windows!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOLZZ
this is really goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is really goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!. I like it XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao, 11 and 14 are the funniest :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
No No, they are used to it!. So don't worry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think you're the first to do something like this to WindowsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good u have tried some thing away from the leak!.
star for u ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
star for u ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
he he he!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awsome due!.!.!.u rock!.!. (i am serious)Www@Enter-QA@Com