Can anyone give me a good joke or riddle..?!
Question: Can anyone give me a good joke or riddle!.!.!?
Pls not too long!.!. Just as a message size!.!. 10 points for the best one!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Question: There is one thing you can touch but you cant see!.!. If you cant touch , it will frightened people !!.!. What is that!?!.!.
Answer: Pulse!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answer: Pulse!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
que :you commited a crime and you are sentenced to 4 years in prison , you have a choice , you can stay in a cell with poisonous snakes , a cell with a lion or a cell with a crocodile !.the lion has not eaten in 1YEAR !!!!
which cell would be your best chance of survivg the 4 years !?!?
ans :the cell with the lion , it hasnt eaten in 1 year , so its dead !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
which cell would be your best chance of survivg the 4 years !?!?
ans :the cell with the lion , it hasnt eaten in 1 year , so its dead !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two students are away on a skiing trip for the weekend!.
They have a big exam on monday, so they plan to study throughout the weekend!.
Of course, they are having way too much fun to do any real studying!.
Come monday morning, they realize there’s no way they will pass the exam,
so they decide to call their professor with an excuse!. They tell him they are on their way back from the weekend,
but their tire has blown out and they won’t be able to be back in time for the exam!.
The professor is very understanding and says they can resit the exam on friday!.
Gratefully they accept and go home to study all week!.
On friday the two students arrive at the professors office, all ready to take their test!.
The professor puts each student in a different room and gives them the exam paper!.
As the students turn it over to tart, they see there is only one question:
“Which tire!?”
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Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are taken!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They have a big exam on monday, so they plan to study throughout the weekend!.
Of course, they are having way too much fun to do any real studying!.
Come monday morning, they realize there’s no way they will pass the exam,
so they decide to call their professor with an excuse!. They tell him they are on their way back from the weekend,
but their tire has blown out and they won’t be able to be back in time for the exam!.
The professor is very understanding and says they can resit the exam on friday!.
Gratefully they accept and go home to study all week!.
On friday the two students arrive at the professors office, all ready to take their test!.
The professor puts each student in a different room and gives them the exam paper!.
As the students turn it over to tart, they see there is only one question:
“Which tire!?”
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Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are taken!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, so the ugliest women in the world walks into a store with her two children!.
And the cashier asks, "How old are your children!?"
Then the women says, "This ones 6 and this ones 9!."
Then the cashier says, "Oh wow, are they twins!?"
And the women is like, "Why would you think that!? I just told you how old they are!."
Well, I never thought someone would !@#$% you twice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And the cashier asks, "How old are your children!?"
Then the women says, "This ones 6 and this ones 9!."
Then the cashier says, "Oh wow, are they twins!?"
And the women is like, "Why would you think that!? I just told you how old they are!."
Well, I never thought someone would !@#$% you twice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Question: What is a practical definition of Globalization!?
Answer: Princess Diana's death!.
Question: How come!?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!.
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Answer: Princess Diana's death!.
Question: How come!?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!.
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Q:where do you live!?
A:in the trashcan next to your house
Q:whats the famous gang in phillipines!?
A:the syni-gang(if yur philipino then you will get the joke)
or u can say stuff like y is it hot!?because its not cold!.say things opposite,if u run ot of jokes,like y is the sky blue!?because its not green!.say something thats stupid!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
A:in the trashcan next to your house
Q:whats the famous gang in phillipines!?
A:the syni-gang(if yur philipino then you will get the joke)
or u can say stuff like y is it hot!?because its not cold!.say things opposite,if u run ot of jokes,like y is the sky blue!?because its not green!.say something thats stupid!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=OjQeboJSc!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: What does an elephant use for a tampon!?
A: Sheep!.
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A: Sheep!.
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