A 7 and a 4 year old are upstairs. The 7 year old turns to the 4 year old and sa!
Question: A 7 and a 4 year old are upstairs!. The 7 year old turns to the 4 year old and says!?
"I think it's about time we started swearing!. When we go for Brekky, I'll swear first and then you swear after me"!.
"OK, OK" says the 4 year old!.
They go downstairs and Mum says "Morning boys, what would you like for breakfast!?"
"SShit Mum, I'll have Coco Pops" The 7 year old replies!.
Mum clips his ear and shouts "Upstairs now, you naughty child"
He runs upstairs crying his eyes out!.
Turning to the 4 year old Mum says with a stern voice "And what would you like for breakfast"!?
Blubbering, he says "I don't know but it won't be ******** CocoPops"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"OK, OK" says the 4 year old!.
They go downstairs and Mum says "Morning boys, what would you like for breakfast!?"
"SShit Mum, I'll have Coco Pops" The 7 year old replies!.
Mum clips his ear and shouts "Upstairs now, you naughty child"
He runs upstairs crying his eyes out!.
Turning to the 4 year old Mum says with a stern voice "And what would you like for breakfast"!?
Blubbering, he says "I don't know but it won't be ******** CocoPops"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A woman is fed-up with her five year old boy blaspheming
She asks her father whom the boy loves dearly, "Will you
have a word with him about the bad way he speaks"!.
"Now look son, if you improve the way you talk I will
tell you a secret no-one else knows about" says grandad!.
"O!.K!." says the boy "Whats the secret!."
"When I was in the great war I took a knife off a German
soldier and its in the loft"!."Christ" said boy!.
"I told you to improve your grammar" said grandad!.
"Sorry grandad I got a bit excited" said the boy!.
"O!.K!." said grandad!."Any-way the knife is in the loft with
the gun"!. "Jesus Christ you got a knife and a gun"!.
"Watch your mouth boy" said grandad!. "Sorry, I got excited
again, where in the loft is the knife and gun" said the boy!.
"Behind the tank" said grandad!.The boy nearly choked
"F*ck me, you got a tank as well"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She asks her father whom the boy loves dearly, "Will you
have a word with him about the bad way he speaks"!.
"Now look son, if you improve the way you talk I will
tell you a secret no-one else knows about" says grandad!.
"O!.K!." says the boy "Whats the secret!."
"When I was in the great war I took a knife off a German
soldier and its in the loft"!."Christ" said boy!.
"I told you to improve your grammar" said grandad!.
"Sorry grandad I got a bit excited" said the boy!.
"O!.K!." said grandad!."Any-way the knife is in the loft with
the gun"!. "Jesus Christ you got a knife and a gun"!.
"Watch your mouth boy" said grandad!. "Sorry, I got excited
again, where in the loft is the knife and gun" said the boy!.
"Behind the tank" said grandad!.The boy nearly choked
"F*ck me, you got a tank as well"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
these kids nowadays think they are smarter than us they are get mad about something they did not get so they might swear by saying the f word f!.!.!. then when you say to them what did you just say they say i said *****, or they will say i said frock or flock is that a bad word mummy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not a lady but my common sense says that a lady doesn't decide whom to kiss on the basis of the jokes posted by that person!.!.!. you'd better post a picture of your lips somewhere in the web!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lame
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The older boy is punished for swearing (SShit), and the younger boy seems to think that the punishment is linked to the food rather than to swearingWww@Enter-QA@Com
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The older boy is punished for swearing (SShit), and the younger boy seems to think that the punishment is linked to the food rather than to swearingWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm italian and I've not understood itWww@Enter-QA@Com
probably not the American version is betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha x]
loves it :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
loves it :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA ha , always loved this joke,,,so cute :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.funny, comments and feedbacks are more funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one !!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
star for you =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
star for you =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard this one before about a week ago i think
still funny though
k give u a star (starred it once before)Www@Enter-QA@Com
still funny though
k give u a star (starred it once before)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was too funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com