Band geek help?i need good jokes?!


Question: Band geek help!?i need good jokes!?
any1 have any good band jokes!?
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You know you're a band geek if!.!.!.

-You hear music on the radio and you start marking time!.
-You're walking behind someone and you're in step with them!.
-You try to guess the tempo of your favorite song!.
-You've named your instrument!.
-You see your section more than you see your family!.
-You subconsciously start practicing with a pencil!. (haha i do that all the time)
-You roll step through the cafeteria so you don't spill your food!. (soooo true)
-You've actually been to band camp and consider it the highlight of your summer!.
-You and your pals have memorized the entire repertoire for the year and can play your respective parts together!.!.!.on kazoos!.
-You hear a song on the radio and think: "Hey, this'd make a good pep band song!."
-You don't describe people by going "She's got brown hair, dark eyes, kind of tall!.!.", but go "She's an alto sax!."
-A random person could punch you in the face and you wouldn't respond, but you'll fight to the death over who in your section gets to play the solo!.
-When walking down the hall you are in step with your friends!. If someone is not, they fall behind or do a little foot shuffle to get in step!.
-You have dents in your furniture from hitting it with drumsticks or spit stains from emptying your valve!.
- You know how to play 10 popular-stand tunes, but know the words to none of them!.
-You point out key changes and dynamics when you listen to the radio!.
-You can strip out of your uniform in less than a minute WITHOUT getting it on the floor in order to use the bathroom!.
-You can carry four different food products at a time and eat them while standing with your instrument on moving bleachers in the rain and not drop any crumbs on your pep band jersey!.
-Having people help dress and undress you isn't even remotely sexually stimulating!.
-You point out instruments from the music in cartoons!.
-You're still humming band music from three years ago!.
-You've never had to pay to get into a football/basketball game!.
-Your feet are together, your stomach is in, your shoulders are back, your head is up, and your eyes are "with pride!." 24/7!.
-Your English teacher is discussing banned bookes and you think - "band books!?"
-You sit at what is known by all as the "Band Table" in the cafeteria!.
-You either hate orchestra or are incredibly envious of it!.
-You never go anywhere without a deck of cards!.
-Your deck of cards have been used to such a degree that they've been ripped and taped, have dog eared corners, are an odd pinkish tinge, can no longer fit into their box, and people ask if they'll contract chlamidya from them!. Amazingly though, you still have all 52!.


haha sorry it's so long!.!.!.it brought back so many memories from when i was in high school!.!.!.!.and they're all true!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well, in marching band, our teacher is a total fruitcake (he has a little pink comb he brushes his hair with), so we dont need much material!.

What's the difference between a lawn mover and a sax player!? One cuts grass, the other smokes it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes i'm a band geek =)!. I catch myself making sharp turns all the time haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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