I like this joke. Did you?!
Question: I like this joke!. Did you!?
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary!.
"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me!?"
"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now!? You don't want to ask that question!.!.!."
"Yes, Betty, I really want to know!. Please!."
"Well, all right!. Yes, 3 times!."
"Three!? When were they!?"
"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan!? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked!?"
"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2!?"
"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you!? Remember how Dr!. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again!?"
"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife!. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling!. I couldn't be more moved!. When was number 3!?"
"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me!?"
"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now!? You don't want to ask that question!.!.!."
"Yes, Betty, I really want to know!. Please!."
"Well, all right!. Yes, 3 times!."
"Three!? When were they!?"
"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan!? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked!?"
"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2!?"
"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you!? Remember how Dr!. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again!?"
"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife!. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling!. I couldn't be more moved!. When was number 3!?"
"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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It's not lol but I chuckled inside!.
Here's one for you and your opinion is always welcome!.
Little Johnny was in class one day when his teacher asked the class "If there are 11 birds in a tree and you shoot 1 how many are left!?" Little Johnny raised his hand and said "None"
The teacher corrected him by saying "No you'd have 10 left"
Little Johnny objected by saying "No, as soon as you shoot that gun they are all going to fly away"
The teacher said "Well Johnny the answer is actually 10 but I like the way you're thinking"
The next day Little Johnny approached his teacher and asked "If 3 women are sitting in an icecream parlor eating cones and 1 is eating the icecream from a cup with a spoon, 1 is biting the icecream from the cone and the 3rd is liiiiiiicking the icecream from the cone with long tongued strokes which one is married!?"
The teacher thinks for a moment and answers "The one licking the cone!?!?!?!?"
Little Johnny quips "No the one with the wedding ring!. But I like the way you're thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's one for you and your opinion is always welcome!.
Little Johnny was in class one day when his teacher asked the class "If there are 11 birds in a tree and you shoot 1 how many are left!?" Little Johnny raised his hand and said "None"
The teacher corrected him by saying "No you'd have 10 left"
Little Johnny objected by saying "No, as soon as you shoot that gun they are all going to fly away"
The teacher said "Well Johnny the answer is actually 10 but I like the way you're thinking"
The next day Little Johnny approached his teacher and asked "If 3 women are sitting in an icecream parlor eating cones and 1 is eating the icecream from a cup with a spoon, 1 is biting the icecream from the cone and the 3rd is liiiiiiicking the icecream from the cone with long tongued strokes which one is married!?"
The teacher thinks for a moment and answers "The one licking the cone!?!?!?!?"
Little Johnny quips "No the one with the wedding ring!. But I like the way you're thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
it's alright!.
it's not a roflmao jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's not a roflmao jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
That gave me a laugh! :) Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahaha
I like that one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like that one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com