Would you like a joke?!
Question: Would you like a joke!?
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on!.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered!.'
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour-coded!.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order!.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know, I like construction workers!.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and when the job takes longer than you said it would!.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You are all wrong!.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on!. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine, and there are only two moving parts, the
mouth and the a$$hole - and they are interchangeable!.!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered!.'
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour-coded!.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order!.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know, I like construction workers!.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and when the job takes longer than you said it would!.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You are all wrong!.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on!. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine, and there are only two moving parts, the
mouth and the a$$hole - and they are interchangeable!.!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Nice one!.!!!
Cheers!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one!.!!!
Cheers!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good but you are giving politicians far too much credit!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL funny but not as funny as the cow :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow, that's so true!.!.!. I think that librarian parts should be DeweyDecimal'd, though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Poor old Gordy !. :LWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha, its funny cos its true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes i do like that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha harsh but true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
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another good one , thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute- hadn't heard it before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE TRUTH IN MY LIFE!. THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!
STAR FOR YOU!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
STAR FOR YOU!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com