Would you like a joke?!


Question: Would you like a joke!?
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on!.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered!.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour-coded!.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order!.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know, I like construction workers!.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and when the job takes longer than you said it would!.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You are all wrong!.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on!. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine, and there are only two moving parts, the
mouth and the a$$hole - and they are interchangeable!.!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Nice one!.!!!
Cheers!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very good but you are giving politicians far too much credit!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL funny but not as funny as the cow :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

wow, that's so true!.!.!. I think that librarian parts should be DeweyDecimal'd, though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Poor old Gordy !. :LWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha, its funny cos its true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

how trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

yes i do like that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha harsh but true!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!


star for you Www@Enter-QA@Com

so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

another good one , thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

cute- hadn't heard it before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE TRUTH IN MY LIFE!. THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!
STAR FOR YOU!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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