Would you like to hear a cows tail?!
Question: Would you like to hear a cows tail!?
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat!.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU!?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle!.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end!.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's Bum!.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that'
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Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU!?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle!.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end!.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's Bum!.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that'
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Answers:
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the bruises and black eyes have gone but still cannot get the 5 iron of my neck ,hate magnetsWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Wife:"Wtf, You M***** *****r, HOe dare you!?"
And she beat him up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And she beat him up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
That is funny!.!!!
Cheers for a smile Greybeard!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is funny!.!!!
Cheers for a smile Greybeard!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fair telling of a great joke here's my version!.!.greybear you get a star but note the difference!.
A guy at the hospital is having his head bandaged and the doctor asks " how did this happen"
the guys says " it's a golf injury "
The doctor " You have a fractured skull tell me how that is even possible!?"
"well" explains the guy " the golf course i go to has a farmer's field beside it, and i sliced my ball into it so i hopped the fence and started looking for it, i noticed a lady looking for her ball too, i looked at the back end of one of the cows and it had a bright orange golf ball stuck in it's butt, so i walked over lifted it's tail smiling because i thought it was funny and i said "hey lady does yours look like this!?"!.!.!.!.!.!.she was holding a 9 iron at the time"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy at the hospital is having his head bandaged and the doctor asks " how did this happen"
the guys says " it's a golf injury "
The doctor " You have a fractured skull tell me how that is even possible!?"
"well" explains the guy " the golf course i go to has a farmer's field beside it, and i sliced my ball into it so i hopped the fence and started looking for it, i noticed a lady looking for her ball too, i looked at the back end of one of the cows and it had a bright orange golf ball stuck in it's butt, so i walked over lifted it's tail smiling because i thought it was funny and i said "hey lady does yours look like this!?"!.!.!.!.!.!.she was holding a 9 iron at the time"Www@Enter-QA@Com